"The Eternal Sunshine of the Empty Mind"
i have ben thinking for a few weeks now to write for a week about something. th topic would obviosuly be something that really bugs me and that people could relate. strangly enough, the topic wasnt too tough to come upon. basically, what is the one thing that everyone can relate too? ding ding...women. guys could relate because we have to put up with them and women could relate because they are one. today's installment..."Eternal Sunshine of the Empty Mind" if you are a woman who happens to read this journal, then i should tell you that you MAY NOT be offended...oh no, you WILL be offended.
i have had my share of women, and i can honestly say that i have not met a normal one. i thought they even exist. but, i am getting off topic. this journal entry is dedicated to the amazing and illogical mind of a woman. through experience with dealing with them, it is quite obvious to be that they lack that essential piece of their brain which enables the brain to logically gather its thoughts and reach a concrete conclusion soley based on facs and observations. for example, why is it that when they say one thing, they say something else afterwards? and, when this happens, why isnt it considered lying? see, logically...saying one thing and then saying something else is the very bloody definition of lying. recently, i had an experience with this. if i could base my whole thesis upon someone, it would have to be Niki because not one bit of logic, yet alone intelligence flows through that mush vegetated cells i affectionatly call her brain. one day we happen to get together and "start doing stuff" and she starts saying that we shouldnt, yet her hands and mouth prove otherwise. so either she cannot make up ur feable mind or she lacks all motor controls. so what am i supposed to think in that situation? sh says we should stop, yet her hands are doing something else which is telling me to go. eventually, we stop and it didnt get too far. she seemed cool with everything...even wanted me to stay over that night. oddly enough, the next day she accuses me of not stopping when she said no. WTF. so, that day we argue on the phone about it. i remained on my stance that i did nothing wrong and that i was clearly following her signals. basically, if she wanted to stop everything, then she should have kept her hands to herself. simple as that. that is plain logic. you dont like what is going on, then dont contribute to it.
the next day she admits that she is gave me clear signals. lol essentially, she is going against her own argument of the previous day that she didnt want anything. if you admit to giving signals, then consequently, you admit to doing things on your own free will that may have contributed to the exchange of mix signals. w.e. a few days pass by and i ask o go over her house, and without hestitation, she says sure. so, thinking logically... if you didnt like what happened last time, then why in the bloody hell would you let me go over again. is this logical what im saying?
anyways, fast forward to last night where i get a text message saying that if i keep talking to her, she will go ahead and call the cops and tell them how she said no. WTF we didnt even go very far, there wasnt any sex involved...just 2nd base action...what a filthy harlot. lol needless to sat that her threatening text msg really set me off. i was soooo pissed. then, i leave her a voice message telling her off. best part is...she sends me a text mesage saying "wtf was all of that for". as if hr text mg did not merit an angry response or that she didnt write it. thinking logically, it makes sense that she didnt write it. well, today i found out that she did write it because her jealous bitch of a crying b/f told her to write that. wtf is his problem, not my fault he cant keep his girl happy. hey, i saw an opportunity and i ceased it...that's all. well, im getting off topic. so i get this threatening msg which will freak any guy out. now, i ask my readers...is she thinking logically? is her mind functioning properly? or is she just a dumb bitch?
see, that's how guys get in trouble nowadays. dumb women who lack common sense and logic accuse guys of bad things when the truth is they had a major role in it. i now know where kobe is coming from. lol. aside from the clear illogical thinking of Niki, ther is her other obvious issue...her inability to accept personal responsibility for her actions. if she didnt want anything, then she should ahve kept her hands to herself. by her not doing so, she obviously wanted it and should accept responsibility of being a willing participant even though her b/f will get upset at her. see, i know what she is doing, she wants to lay all the blame on me so that her dumb, and i do mean dumb in the harshest meaning of the word, will take pity on her and make her look like she wanted no part in it.
w.e this stuff doesnt phase me. i will keep being me...either love me or hate me, but i'm gonna shine. it just makes everything so much more clear. all women lack the ablity to do the following:
1) think logically and reach a sound, logical, and concrete conclusion
2) accept personal responsibility
in conclusion, all womwen reach conclusions strictly based upon how it will work out for them, even if their thinking itself goes against all laws of logic and common sense. this is what i call..."The Eternal Sunshine of the Empty Mind." i am glad to see, i have 99 problems but a bitch aint one.
i have had my share of women, and i can honestly say that i have not met a normal one. i thought they even exist. but, i am getting off topic. this journal entry is dedicated to the amazing and illogical mind of a woman. through experience with dealing with them, it is quite obvious to be that they lack that essential piece of their brain which enables the brain to logically gather its thoughts and reach a concrete conclusion soley based on facs and observations. for example, why is it that when they say one thing, they say something else afterwards? and, when this happens, why isnt it considered lying? see, logically...saying one thing and then saying something else is the very bloody definition of lying. recently, i had an experience with this. if i could base my whole thesis upon someone, it would have to be Niki because not one bit of logic, yet alone intelligence flows through that mush vegetated cells i affectionatly call her brain. one day we happen to get together and "start doing stuff" and she starts saying that we shouldnt, yet her hands and mouth prove otherwise. so either she cannot make up ur feable mind or she lacks all motor controls. so what am i supposed to think in that situation? sh says we should stop, yet her hands are doing something else which is telling me to go. eventually, we stop and it didnt get too far. she seemed cool with everything...even wanted me to stay over that night. oddly enough, the next day she accuses me of not stopping when she said no. WTF. so, that day we argue on the phone about it. i remained on my stance that i did nothing wrong and that i was clearly following her signals. basically, if she wanted to stop everything, then she should have kept her hands to herself. simple as that. that is plain logic. you dont like what is going on, then dont contribute to it.
the next day she admits that she is gave me clear signals. lol essentially, she is going against her own argument of the previous day that she didnt want anything. if you admit to giving signals, then consequently, you admit to doing things on your own free will that may have contributed to the exchange of mix signals. w.e. a few days pass by and i ask o go over her house, and without hestitation, she says sure. so, thinking logically... if you didnt like what happened last time, then why in the bloody hell would you let me go over again. is this logical what im saying?
anyways, fast forward to last night where i get a text message saying that if i keep talking to her, she will go ahead and call the cops and tell them how she said no. WTF we didnt even go very far, there wasnt any sex involved...just 2nd base action...what a filthy harlot. lol needless to sat that her threatening text msg really set me off. i was soooo pissed. then, i leave her a voice message telling her off. best part is...she sends me a text mesage saying "wtf was all of that for". as if hr text mg did not merit an angry response or that she didnt write it. thinking logically, it makes sense that she didnt write it. well, today i found out that she did write it because her jealous bitch of a crying b/f told her to write that. wtf is his problem, not my fault he cant keep his girl happy. hey, i saw an opportunity and i ceased it...that's all. well, im getting off topic. so i get this threatening msg which will freak any guy out. now, i ask my readers...is she thinking logically? is her mind functioning properly? or is she just a dumb bitch?
see, that's how guys get in trouble nowadays. dumb women who lack common sense and logic accuse guys of bad things when the truth is they had a major role in it. i now know where kobe is coming from. lol. aside from the clear illogical thinking of Niki, ther is her other obvious issue...her inability to accept personal responsibility for her actions. if she didnt want anything, then she should ahve kept her hands to herself. by her not doing so, she obviously wanted it and should accept responsibility of being a willing participant even though her b/f will get upset at her. see, i know what she is doing, she wants to lay all the blame on me so that her dumb, and i do mean dumb in the harshest meaning of the word, will take pity on her and make her look like she wanted no part in it.
w.e this stuff doesnt phase me. i will keep being me...either love me or hate me, but i'm gonna shine. it just makes everything so much more clear. all women lack the ablity to do the following:
1) think logically and reach a sound, logical, and concrete conclusion
2) accept personal responsibility
in conclusion, all womwen reach conclusions strictly based upon how it will work out for them, even if their thinking itself goes against all laws of logic and common sense. this is what i call..."The Eternal Sunshine of the Empty Mind." i am glad to see, i have 99 problems but a bitch aint one.