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Sep 28, 2004 11:49

Okay, so i was thinking that maybe while i was cutting my wrists today (because some hot guy called me a gothic heffer, but he said i was gothic so i guess it wasnt all that bad!!11) well anyways, i was thinking that maybe i should get my hoo-hoo pierced. B-cuz Connie (my lesbian lover/girlfriend) knows someone who specializes in hoo-hoo piercings for only 8 dollars! He also does abortions in his basement, but i think he's totally skilled!

His name is Jose Marcos Verbasos DeAlgonquen, hes a spaniard, hes totally studly!!! Connie sent me his picture over the internet so i would feel better, i certainly do! He looks mad hot and sophsticated. I guess i will show you guys because your my closest friends. but dont tell me mom, she would go crazy to have a spaniard piercing me! I think its totally erotic.


Yeah well anyways i am supposed to get it done this wednesday, and if all goes well i will have an 8inch cowbone stuck through my left hoo-hoo!! Im so excited, and connie thinks it will look Mad HOT, so i want to impress her and everyone else at the private goth club i go to (because connie invited me exclusively!!).,

Oh, about connie. Last night we were chatting it up on the telephone, and she told me (well asked me) if we could see other people, but still see each other. Like openly date and fuck whoever we want. Well, i was like okay, because she said she has 7 other girlfriends who arent really her favorites. Im her favorite!! hehe. She says she just uses them to get money, because she makes them offer sex to guys for money and they give it to her. I think thats a cool idea, and i can be her main girlfriend. I think im falling in love with her. She got me a 112 dollar corset at hot topic! This morning she has a dozen roses delivered to my window too!!! heheeeh shes so nice to me.

Connie<3<3 and me should have a lesbian wedding!!!

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