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(true story told by my(allura) older bro)
so my oldest brother is a police officer and was telling a story about methamphetamine addicts (crystal meth). there was a stripper who was "disturbing the peace" and the authorities were called. my brother was the one called to assisst the stripper. while they were waiting he thought he would be polite and comment on her strange/unique artwork.
" your paintings are nice" he commented. this sparked an interesting conversation between the two.
" thank you!" she responded enthuisatically," my friends say that im a ho and i told them,'no... im an exotic dancer!'" she said this with a "valley girl" type accent.
"really?"
"yea so i thought i'd draw a picture to show them what a ho really looks like!" she said confidently
my brother kind of smiled to himself. gently he said " ma'am, you drew a picture of a rake!"
hope you all got the joke. true story!
so my oldest brother is a police officer and was telling a story about methamphetamine addicts (crystal meth). there was a stripper who was "disturbing the peace" and the authorities were called. my brother was the one called to assisst the stripper. while they were waiting he thought he would be polite and comment on her strange/unique artwork.
" your paintings are nice" he commented. this sparked an interesting conversation between the two.
" thank you!" she responded enthuisatically," my friends say that im a ho and i told them,'no... im an exotic dancer!'" she said this with a "valley girl" type accent.
"really?"
"yea so i thought i'd draw a picture to show them what a ho really looks like!" she said confidently
my brother kind of smiled to himself. gently he said " ma'am, you drew a picture of a rake!"
hope you all got the joke. true story!