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tonight will be my 19th birthday at 12:30 i will be conciderd by many as an old fart. why i shall be conciderd an old fart is because i am now old and i have farted. but dont wish me happy birthday becuase there are starving children as we speak so eat up because they will jsut starve more. dont ask me why i am saying this because i still dont know. in 2 more years ill be giving minors alcohol and we will be marry.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!