For those who aren't on Elah's friends list...and who hate BUSH.

Jan 19, 2005 15:26

>> > Some things to Do Before the Jan 20 Inaugural:
>> >
>> > Drink a nice clean glass of water.
>> >
>> > Cash your social security check.
>> >
>> > Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
>> >
>> > Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
>> >
>> > Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
>> >
>> > Hoard gasoline.
>> >
>> > Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional
>> > law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
>> >
>> > If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
>> >
>> > Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
>> >
>> > Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
>> >
>> > Stay out late before the curfews start.
>> >
>> > Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
>> >
>> > Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
>> >
>> > Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
>> >
>> > If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a
>> > white person.
>> >
>> > Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a
>> > base-jumper.
>> >
>> > Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
>> >
>> > Start your school day without a prayer.
>> >
>> > Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
>> >
>> > Learn French.
>> >
>> > Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
>> >
>> > Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
>> >
>> > Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
>> >
>> > Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
>> >
>> > Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
>> >
>> > Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
>> >
>> > Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.
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