Dictatorship is Funny
Found this while journal surfing. Enjoy.
Saddam: I'm bored!
Saddam: I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!
This Guy: Can I Play?
Saddam: NO!
Saddam: Will I choose Rock....
Saddam: Paper....
Saddam: Or Scissors....?
Saddam: YOU DON'T KNOW!
Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti: Dude, say it, don't spray it
Saddam: Excuse me, but who is this man? Tell him if he interrupts me one more time i'll make sure his farts are silent forever...if you kno what i mean.. anyways.. lets play!
Saddam: ROCK!
Judge: TWO PAPERS!
Saddam: Two papers?! You can only have one!
Judge: Of course you can!!. Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock twice. That rock ain't going NOWHERE
Saddam: Thats it! You're going down!!
Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! Come on! You Know! ...You don't know Tiger Hand?? Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always
Saddam: Ask Ahmed, he knows
Aziz: Tiger Hand always beats paper
Saddam: Told ya! Owned!
Judge: Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand
Saddam:
HA, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND
Judge: Ok Saddam no more of this Tiger Hand nonsense!
Saddam: You probably don't even know the Pen Missile
Judge: No Saddam, I dont know of any Pen Missle.
Saddam: NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!
Judge: Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING THIS CRAP UP!
Saddam: AM NOT
Judge: Are too
Saddam: You know what, you are so on my list now