hAHa The End of The World! ~~ Now in TEXT! bitch! ---- By: Mikal (Cuz It's late and im really bored)
OK
so here's the earth, it's chilln'. dang that is a sweet earth you might say.
alright, ruling out - the ice caps melting, metores becoming crashed into us, the o-zone layer leaving and the sun exploding..were defintaly going to blow ourselves.
OK
so basically we got: China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, The U.K. and US...with nukes, we got about 2,600 more then anyone else...whatever. Anyway, one day we decide those Chinese sons of bitches are going down so we launch a nuke at china, while its on its way china's like " shit, shit who the fuck is shoting us. ohwell fire missles." while France is like " shit guys the missles are coming, FIRE OUR SHIT! " " But im Le tired " " Well take a nap, then fire the missles!" Mean while Australia is down there like " WTF MATE? " Israel, Pakistan and India fire there shit so now we got missles flying everywhere passing each other, Russia is like " AHHH MOTHERLAND!!! " Then England is like " Bout that time eh chaps? " ....... " Right-o. " So now the U.S. is like " fuck we're dumbass's," Canada is like " What's going on, Eh? " Australia is still like " WTF? " Mars is laughing at us and some huge metoer is like " well fuck that. " So now we have nuclear winter and everyone is dead except Australia and their still like " WTF? " But they'll be dead soon......fucking kangaroos. But, assuming we dont blow ourselvs up, us californians just have to worry about california breaking up from the United States, to go hang with hawaii...alaska can come too.
THE END!
so here's the earth, it's chilln'. dang that is a sweet earth you might say.
alright, ruling out - the ice caps melting, metores becoming crashed into us, the o-zone layer leaving and the sun exploding..were defintaly going to blow ourselves.
OK
so basically we got: China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, The U.K. and US...with nukes, we got about 2,600 more then anyone else...whatever. Anyway, one day we decide those Chinese sons of bitches are going down so we launch a nuke at china, while its on its way china's like " shit, shit who the fuck is shoting us. ohwell fire missles." while France is like " shit guys the missles are coming, FIRE OUR SHIT! " " But im Le tired " " Well take a nap, then fire the missles!" Mean while Australia is down there like " WTF MATE? " Israel, Pakistan and India fire there shit so now we got missles flying everywhere passing each other, Russia is like " AHHH MOTHERLAND!!! " Then England is like " Bout that time eh chaps? " ....... " Right-o. " So now the U.S. is like " fuck we're dumbass's," Canada is like " What's going on, Eh? " Australia is still like " WTF? " Mars is laughing at us and some huge metoer is like " well fuck that. " So now we have nuclear winter and everyone is dead except Australia and their still like " WTF? " But they'll be dead soon......fucking kangaroos. But, assuming we dont blow ourselvs up, us californians just have to worry about california breaking up from the United States, to go hang with hawaii...alaska can come too.
THE END!