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[unklemackel]

i think im about to shoot the shit out of my foot, drench it in gasoline and burn it till its as black as mr. deed's foot, beat it with a hammer till all the chard flesh has broken off of it, take a hacksaw and cut tiny slices of my flesh out, take a flathead screwdriver and poke the remaining layers of muscle in my foot out, then use the hacksaw again to cut into my bone and cut the up into little peices, all the way up till i reach my ankle bone and once i reach there im just going to beat whats left hanging from my ankle bone off ( hopefully i dont wreck any part of my ankle )

then i plan to take it to my doctor and tell them that i need oxycotten for my pain

:D HELL YEAH I SUCK TOES!