» triginta [voice]

[unkindnessof]

[a soft 'whump' and a groan as someone tries to get out of bed only to realize she's a lot smaller today. And a lot fluffier.]

... oh, ha ha, very funny. This was bad enough the first time around.Nobody better try to pull me out of a hat. I have sharp, carrot-chewing teeth that will become sharp, finger-chewing teeth if necessary. Trust me, I'

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[is_fear_itself]

A lagomorph! How terrifying.

Do you think there's a reason, or is it just so the City can brighten my day a bit?

[okay; have fun!] voice;

[unkindnessof]

[too bad you can't hear fur bristling.]

A what?

[also too bad you can't hear her IGNORING THAT SECOND PART-- oh wait, you can. SILENCE.]

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[is_fear_itself]

Any of the order Lagomorpha, Eee-Gee hares, rabbits, and pikas. [sooo amused]

I'd come over, but I have my hands full with a platypus at the moment. You'll have to oblige me with a video, won't you. Assuming you can reach the web-camera.

[right back at you bb~] voice

[unkindnessof]

Ha ha. [sooo not amused.]

A platypus. [okay, I lied. A teensy bit amused.]

Why would I want to video-feed this? [no, um... she can't exactly reach the camera ;-;]

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[is_fear_itself]

Oh, don't be bitter. I had nothing to do with this.

Yes, Edward's been puttering around my apartment on webbed feet all day. I've made a ramp up into the bathtub, I'm really quite proud of my ingenuity.

For posterity! Although you think it's so I can tease you, don't you. I'm crushed.

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[unkindnessof]

Who says I'm bitter.

... genius. He must be very grateful to you.

Uh huh. Heartbroken, I'm sure.

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[is_fear_itself]

There are a few...auditory cues.

I should hope so, although he'd tell me I owe him already.

Suppose I could bring over a nice salad for you? Would that change your mind?

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[unkindnessof]

Are you sure that's not the medication again?

I was ... never mind.

You'll excuse me if I decline that most generous offer.

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[is_fear_itself]

You're very witty, aren't you.

And why is that? Worried I'm going to add something unpleasant to it?

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[unkindnessof]

I can be when I'm not busy worrying about other things. Like Trigon.

Would you blame me?

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[is_fear_itself]

Like whatever it was that triggered your... ah... remarkable transformation. And here I thought you'd be afraid of something girly, like ...oh...rats.

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[unkindnessof]

Not nearly.

[ooc: Oh god, he'd be fascinated if rumour ever got out about her fear episode, huh?]

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[is_fear_itself]

Perhaps I should make it a guessing game. What could a person with such evidently fantastic powers be afraid of?

[ooc; YES. Yes he would. >D]

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[unkindnessof]

Nothing you want to mess with.

None of your business.

[ooc: She'd be awesome for haunted houses >D]

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[is_fear_itself]

Very defensive... Still, perhaps today isn't the day to pursue that line of inquiry.

[ooc; hell yeah! ;-; I wish I had her on the haunted trail we have coming up in Macon.]

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[unkindnessof]

[have a beat of surprised silence; she's not sure if it's some weird kind of bad guy honour code, but ... Raven's a bit surprised. STOP BEING CONFUSING, JON.]