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[unkindnessof]

[audio clicks on to a ridiculously high-pitched voice; it sounds like someone force-fed her helium in large quantities.]

So it's back to the regularly programmed insanity and annoyances, I see.

Is that my voice--

[introducing one very very disgruntled chipmunk puppet!Raven giving a very put-upon, huffy, squeaky sigh.]

I am not a stocking

Comments

[concept_killer]

Hah.

voice;

[unkindnessof]

[you should be able to feel this deathglare. Oh the indignity.]

voice;

[concept_killer]

[Oh, it's felt but hidden beneath mirth]

Having a problem?

voice;

[unkindnessof]

[sob this voice is so humiliating.]

Take a wild guess.

[favored_son]

Are you sure? You have an uncanny resemblance to one ...

voice;

[unkindnessof]

I can probably still bite, you know.

voice;

[favored_son]

I bet I'm bigger than you.

voice;

[unkindnessof]

Famous last words.

[silk_for_calde]

A stocking stuffer?

voice;

[unkindnessof]

It's ... a small present you leave in stockings. For little children. For Christmas.

[explanation fail.]

Re: voice;

[silk_for_calde]

I'm afraid I'm not really familiar with Christmas-- it's a holiday this month, isn't it? I shall have to read...

I take it you are cursed today, Raven?

voice;

[unkindnessof]

It's on the 25th; it's a fairly large holiday on Earth.

... was it the voice that gave it away.

[barnabasdog]

[voice post]

Got marshmallows?

voice;

[unkindnessof]

No, those didn't come with the ensemble.

1/3

[diditforthelols]

Puppet..?

2/3

[diditforthelols]

PUPPET!

Re: 1/3

[diditforthelols]

Raven! Are you really in there?!

[unkindnessof]

Unfortunately.

Don't worry, it's a curse; my real body isn't lurking around plotting to take over the apartment.