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[unkillable]

Nothing like coming off of a great trip and realizing you have no idea where the fuck you are.

I missed that.

On a completely different note, I made art. Fuck your cutting bullshit.

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[burebure_tcher]

I'M IN DESPAIR! The sub-par quality of this piece of art drawing has left me in despair!

Everything passes for art nowadays! Just throwing a bucket of paint over a piece of paper and it is worth millions of dollars! And criticising is forbidden, because the simple thought of saying something bad against some random piece of art leaves the critic vulnerable! "Ahh!", I might say, "This is in no way valid as art or anything of the sort" but then, you might answer "It's because you don't understand art"! AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER? I WILL BE LEFT HUMILLIATED! And even though YOUR piece is the one that lacks quality, I'LL BE THE ONE TO SUFFER!

AHH! I SHOULD GO KILL MYSELF!

[unkillable]

.... What the fuck is wrong with you?

[burebure_tcher]

But it's true! Day after day, we demand less and less and less and less of artists, always giving them leniency by the terms of "Oh, art cannot be explained". BUT IN REALITY, THIS HAS TURNED INTO AN EXCUSE TO LACK OFF! Artist can do now the less amount of work and gain praise! HOW CAN WE TELL IF IT'S GOOD OR NOT?!

[unkillable]

Uh.

Did you remember to put your helmet on this morning?

[burebure_tcher]

No, but I did hit my head pretty hard when I student made me fall when I was hanging myself.

[unkillable]

..Isn't the point to fall when you hang yourself.

[burebure_tcher]

She made me fall FROM the tree! I hit my head but I couldn't die!

[unkillable]

Y'know, there's more efficient ways to kill yourself.

Guns work wonders.

[burebure_tcher]

What?! And who would clean that mess?!

[unkillable]

That really matters?

[burebure_tcher]

But of course!

The moment we leave this Earth has to be planned perfectly to the last minute! It's important to decide on a way that will bother people less - You don't want to be remembered as the one who annoyed everybody when he died. It's also important to choose a grave, and a location for the funeral hall. All these matters are better solved when you're alive.

[unkillable]

How about you just tie some cement blocks to your legs and drown yourself in the river?

[burebure_tcher]

Useless! It would be troublesome to fish my body out!

[unkillable]

Why would they bother. Especially if they didn't know you were there.

[burebure_tcher]

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[burebure_tcher]

I'M IN DESPAIR! THIS SOCIETY WHERE PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT THEIR DEAD RELATIVES HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!!