for everything else there's visa.

[unkillable]

A few cheap hits of LSD from hobo on the corner------------------- 50 USD
Folger's Classic Roast Ground Coffee----------------------------------- 5 USD
BAND-AID Brand Adhesive bandages + Rubbing Alcohol----------- 8.99 USD

Watching your retarded best friend make out with and dry hump a door-------- PRICELESS

(( We decided Ava's wonderful

Comments

[totally_am_kira]

I did not fucking dry hump that door.

[unkillable]

It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Too bad I sold my fucking video camera.

[totally_am_kira]

I didn't dry hump it!

[unkillable]

Nah, you just stroked her imaginary tits.

[totally_am_kira]

That was her hai--

You know what, never mind.

[unkillable]

Didn't even get to second base??

Man, that blows.

[totally_am_kira]

.... It was a door, asshole.

[unkillable]

Hey, I don't discriminate.

If you wanna fuck a door, I'm behind you 100%. What're friends for.

[totally_am_kira]

I don't want to fuck a door.

[unkillable]

.. OK, OK. Alexiel. Happy?

[totally_am_kira]

..... No.

[unkillable]

Is she a door or is she Alexiel. Make up your fucking mind.

[totally_am_kira]

... Alexiel. Fine. Alexiel. You happy?

[unkillable]

.. Did your tongue get splintered??

[totally_am_kira]

You wish.

[unkillable]

Maybe that means she likes you.