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[unkillable]

Worst birthday presents ever.

My friends fucking suck.

Now accepting applications for The Asshole and The Angst Bucket-- must be able to cry Linkin Park lyrics on cue and make me feel like worthless shit with just deep, penetrating gaze. Willingness to dress in drag for my amusement a definite plus.

Comments

[emotenshi]

You don't cry Linkin Park lyrics. You say them with meaning.

[unkillable]

What the fuck ever, man. You wail them.

[emotenshi]

I leave the singing to Linkin Park.

[unkillable]

I hear you in the shower.

[emotenshi]

Listening to me when I shower?? Creep.

[unkillable]

Every day.

[emotenshi]

I don't sing in the shower.

[unkillable]

Bad idea to lie to someone who actually stands outside your bathroom door.

[emotenshi]

You don't actually.

[unkillable]

You sure about that.

[emotenshi]

..Do you??

[unkillable]

Suicide watch.

[emotenshi]

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[emotenshi]

I said I wasn't going to do it again!! You don't need to stalk me in the bathroom too!

[unkillable]

Like I ever fucking listen to anything you say.

[emotenshi]

I'm not going to do it again!!

Next time I'll just jump off the top the mansion, it'll be cleaner and less painful.