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[unkillable]

Worst birthday presents ever.

My friends fucking suck.

Now accepting applications for The Asshole and The Angst Bucket-- must be able to cry Linkin Park lyrics on cue and make me feel like worthless shit with just deep, penetrating gaze. Willingness to dress in drag for my amusement a definite plus.

Comments

[totally_am_kira]

It took forever for me to find that in NYC.

[unkillable]

Where is my REAL fucking present.

There better be one, or I'm stuffing this towel down your throat.

[totally_am_kira]

I'm fucking poverty-stricken, Katou. Three bucks was all I had left in the world.

[unkillable]

.... So you bought me a faggy pink towel.

[totally_am_kira]

It matches your eyes. And I even had enough change left to buy a pack of gum afterwards.

[unkillable]

.... Since when are my eyes pink. Or fairy-like.

Give me the fucking gum.

[totally_am_kira]

... Pink, no, but fairy-like yes.

No.

[unkillable]

Aren't your eyes like PURPLE or something equally gay???

YES.

[totally_am_kira]

... It kind of depends on the light.

My gum.

[unkillable]

You're such a fucking Mary Sue. Are they rainbow-colored.

Trade you the ugly towel.

[totally_am_kira]

Oh, shut up. ... Fine, okay, they're pretty much purple, happy?

I bought that towel with love.

[unkillable]

Gaaaaaaaayyyyyy.

I'm gonna strangle you with it. Out of LOVE.

[totally_am_kira]

Not my fault they're purple.

You don't really think that was all I got you.

[unkillable]

Who the hell has purple eyes. You were doomed to be queer since birth.

Never fucking know.

[totally_am_kira]

Liz Taylor?

I wouldn't be that terrible.

[unkillable]

... Who?

Uhhh.