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Someone wanna explain why I get back from a field trip to ~*NYC*~ to find out angstypants almost killed himself last night?
Looking at you, assface. The fuck did you do? Tell him the Hannah Montana concert was sold out?
... Thought we were gonna wait 'til there weren't any pointy or noose-shaped objects around to do that.
Whatever. I'm gonna be stuck to you like herpes for the next couple days. Suicide monitoring. No complaining.
HEY SPEAKING OF HERPES. This followed me around prospect park so I took it. Pretty sure it had a gay purple collar with 'SNUGGLEMUFFIN' written on it. Figured it was better off in the hands of a manic junkie. So I took the collar off and.. think it'll look real special on you, Sakuya. Snugglemuffin.
Guess what, Emma. New freeloader. This one just eats, sleeps and shits.
Looking at you, assface. The fuck did you do? Tell him the Hannah Montana concert was sold out?
... Thought we were gonna wait 'til there weren't any pointy or noose-shaped objects around to do that.
Whatever. I'm gonna be stuck to you like herpes for the next couple days. Suicide monitoring. No complaining.
HEY SPEAKING OF HERPES. This followed me around prospect park so I took it. Pretty sure it had a gay purple collar with 'SNUGGLEMUFFIN' written on it. Figured it was better off in the hands of a manic junkie. So I took the collar off and.. think it'll look real special on you, Sakuya. Snugglemuffin.
Guess what, Emma. New freeloader. This one just eats, sleeps and shits.