Double standards, a game I can play but you can't

[unixronin]

A disused Cumberland County, Illinois church converted into a bar?  No problem, neighbor.

A disused Cumberland County, Illinois elementary school converted into a (topless-only) strip club?  INTOLERABLE!

Residents here have happily lived alongside other sometimes-noisy organizations, such as the Central Illinois Motorcycle Club and the bar that

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[mr_spock]

It would seem that "God" doesn't forbid it, because I've personally seen several nice sets that weren't attached to a spouse. That doesn't count the several thousand sets I've seen in pictures.

[freetrav]

...but God forbid a grown man should see a pair of titties that aren't his wife's.

I suspect that you could have put a full stop (and omitted the following four words) right before "that". After all, you're supposed to have sex with the lights out, so the grown man wouldn't even see his wife's titties...