i keep livin' this day like the next will never come
People are bitches.
I'm not allowed to take my guitar lesson from Brian today because Dave is home. He saw the text message I sent his brother asking what time I should be there for the lesson and made it abundantly clear to Brian that I am neither allowed nor am I welcome inside that house while Dave is home. I was also told that for my own safety we should do these lessons while Dave is gone.
This is out of control. It's not Dave's house any more than it is Brian's. He's got no right to dictate who can and can't be friends with Brian, and if he really wants to try threatening me when I haven't FUCKING done anything to him... yeah, we'll see. Fucking arrogant mute bitch pig-sodomizing bastard.
I don't get truly angry often or easily. For me, pissed off and being truly bloodletting-kittens angry are two separate things. Push me far enough and I can't be passive anymore. I become a towering, raging, vindictive little bitch. And Dave is really, really pushing me.
the Idiot Savant
(39% dark, 60% spontaneous, 72% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.
Because it's so easily appreciated, and often a little physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. But most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but ironically, that definitely indicates you're smarter than most.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 21% on dark
You scored higher than 78% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 89% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Kellie's birthday was bad ass. Weekend of debauchery!
I'm not allowed to take my guitar lesson from Brian today because Dave is home. He saw the text message I sent his brother asking what time I should be there for the lesson and made it abundantly clear to Brian that I am neither allowed nor am I welcome inside that house while Dave is home. I was also told that for my own safety we should do these lessons while Dave is gone.
This is out of control. It's not Dave's house any more than it is Brian's. He's got no right to dictate who can and can't be friends with Brian, and if he really wants to try threatening me when I haven't FUCKING done anything to him... yeah, we'll see. Fucking arrogant mute bitch pig-sodomizing bastard.
I don't get truly angry often or easily. For me, pissed off and being truly bloodletting-kittens angry are two separate things. Push me far enough and I can't be passive anymore. I become a towering, raging, vindictive little bitch. And Dave is really, really pushing me.
the Idiot Savant
(39% dark, 60% spontaneous, 72% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.
Because it's so easily appreciated, and often a little physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. But most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but ironically, that definitely indicates you're smarter than most.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 21% on dark
You scored higher than 78% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 89% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Kellie's birthday was bad ass. Weekend of debauchery!