/backdating to valentine's day because life got in the way

[spurslikestars]

[Hammerspace's ballroom is beautiful- You know this because everyone in Hammerspace is suddenly there, surrounded by pink and red streamers and balloons and heart themed decorations and snacks. The room looks like a pepto bismol commercial run rampant.

But that's not really the interesting part. Everyone is handcuffed to someone. Maybe more than one

Comments

[statescollected]

Whoah-

[Yes, America is just randomly shouting.]

What's all this? It looks like one of Japan's dating video games. Am I playing or am I one of the people getting hit on?

[dirtysouthdirty]

Who would wanna hit on ya, I wonder.

[ Don't mind him pretending to be grossed out by that idea. If his handcuff is doing anything, he doesn't pay any attention to it. ]

[statescollected]

Uh, let's see, you just for starters.

[Who cares what the handcuffs are doing. Comebacks!]

[dirtysouthdirty]

Excuse me? Ya come ta me, not tha other way 'round.

[statescollected]

And you never tell me no~

[dirtysouthdirty]

I don' believe ya'd give me much of a choice anyway.

[statescollected]

[sdljnfcsfjv-]

Of course I would! What kind of hero would I be if I didn't?!

[dirtysouthdirty]

Oh yes, and deal with ya poutin' and such.

[ He's laughing, though. You're so easy to rile up, Al. ]

[statescollected]

You're just being mean to me for no reason now.

[dirtysouthdirty]

I ain't mean at all~

[ He starts to ruffle Alfred's hair, but instead ends up looking at the cuffs. ]

When did they...?

[statescollected]

[America goes to bat Hookeracy's hand away but- Hello, handcuffs.]

You know, if you wanted to do something like this, all you had to do was ask.

[dirtysouthdirty]

This wasn' me. Trust me, if it was me, ya'd know.

[statescollected]

...What just happened then?

[dirtysouthdirty]

Hell if I know. Was stuck with this thang 'round my wrist and now it's...somehow caught on ta yers.

[statescollected]

Are you arresting me?!

[dirtysouthdirty]

...do I look li'e I'm arrestin' ya?