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...I'm really at a loss.
Needless to say, Spider-Man is alive and that disgusting black monster won't be back. How do I know?
The fight was televised.
Hearing about one of Spider-Man's many scuffles on the news isn't exactly a rare occurence. But to my knowledge, a big "supervillain" fight hasn't been captured live until now.
The black monster, never gave a name, it all but invited press to the fight. Guessing he wanted to show the world Spider-Man's death. It kidnapped the kid's girlfriend surprised they're still together, I wouldn't date him and challenged him to save her. Fucking amateur. Terrorized the girl, teased the Spider. The hell was wrong with that bastard? It had so many opportunities to snap the kid's neck and it didn't take them. Just acted all creepy and felt him up or something, it was hard to tell. Spider-Man was RIGHT THERE. I've fought the kid before, you're lucky if you can get him to stand still. It should've taken the chance and tied him up, or knocked him out, or bit him in the face with those horrific teeth. Come on!
The Sandman was there too. Some thug who can turn into sand, I'd heard about him. That was interesting. I'd like to learn more about the circumstances of the accident that gave him those powers. Apparently he was the product of a particle physics experiment, which is completely mind-boggling.
In any case it was an enormous mess (figuratively and literally). The black monster was incredibly fast, faster than Spider-Man, which makes me wonder just how the thing got its powers. Samus's theory about an alien symbiote race known as the Ing is intriguing. Perhaps it somehow copied or stole the kid's abilities? He wasn't wearing the black suit when he showed up. Considering he hadn't been seen for almost a week before this, it's possible that he had to fight the thing or recover from its attack. Wish I could ask him.
Spider-Man was getting his ass handed to him by the two of them, the sand guy and that monster though no more damage than I ever did to him, when who should appear...
I thought it was Green Goblin, but he's been dead for a few years now. No. It was that little smug rat bastard pretty-boy HARRY OSBORN. WHAT. WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING WITH ALL THE GOBLIN'S SHIT. He couldn't balance a checkbook, how the hell was he flying that glider.
Even more ridiculous was that he helped Spider-Man. He didn't know it was Peter, I thought he hated Spider-Man. Maybe he learned of his identity when he completely pussied out of killing him before. I was too nauseated to watch them tag-team.
Apparently the monster was finally destroyed by a bomb, but not before becoming some kind of living goo. Pity no one got a good shot (or sample) of it...
It was all too bizarre, and not only because I saw it on TV. What the hell just happened?
Needless to say, Spider-Man is alive and that disgusting black monster won't be back. How do I know?
The fight was televised.
Hearing about one of Spider-Man's many scuffles on the news isn't exactly a rare occurence. But to my knowledge, a big "supervillain" fight hasn't been captured live until now.
The black monster, never gave a name, it all but invited press to the fight. Guessing he wanted to show the world Spider-Man's death. It kidnapped the kid's girlfriend surprised they're still together, I wouldn't date him and challenged him to save her. Fucking amateur. Terrorized the girl, teased the Spider. The hell was wrong with that bastard? It had so many opportunities to snap the kid's neck and it didn't take them. Just acted all creepy and felt him up or something, it was hard to tell. Spider-Man was RIGHT THERE. I've fought the kid before, you're lucky if you can get him to stand still. It should've taken the chance and tied him up, or knocked him out, or bit him in the face with those horrific teeth. Come on!
The Sandman was there too. Some thug who can turn into sand, I'd heard about him. That was interesting. I'd like to learn more about the circumstances of the accident that gave him those powers. Apparently he was the product of a particle physics experiment, which is completely mind-boggling.
In any case it was an enormous mess (figuratively and literally). The black monster was incredibly fast, faster than Spider-Man, which makes me wonder just how the thing got its powers. Samus's theory about an alien symbiote race known as the Ing is intriguing. Perhaps it somehow copied or stole the kid's abilities? He wasn't wearing the black suit when he showed up. Considering he hadn't been seen for almost a week before this, it's possible that he had to fight the thing or recover from its attack. Wish I could ask him.
Spider-Man was getting his ass handed to him by the two of them, the sand guy and that monster though no more damage than I ever did to him, when who should appear...
I thought it was Green Goblin, but he's been dead for a few years now. No. It was that little smug rat bastard pretty-boy HARRY OSBORN. WHAT. WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING WITH ALL THE GOBLIN'S SHIT. He couldn't balance a checkbook, how the hell was he flying that glider.
Even more ridiculous was that he helped Spider-Man. He didn't know it was Peter, I thought he hated Spider-Man. Maybe he learned of his identity when he completely pussied out of killing him before. I was too nauseated to watch them tag-team.
Apparently the monster was finally destroyed by a bomb, but not before becoming some kind of living goo. Pity no one got a good shot (or sample) of it...
It was all too bizarre, and not only because I saw it on TV. What the hell just happened?