title Restaurant Blues
rating PG-13 for excessive cursing
pairing Cristiano Ronaldo/Wayne Rooney (hints at Cristiano/Gaby)
disclaimer This is not true.
summary “You tricked me into coming here and I don’t like that. I want to leave.”
a/n Don’t read this ’cos I’m absolutely wrecking Cris/Wayne here. lol. It really makes me feel better about the ruin of Roinze to get to break Cristyne a little if only for a while. ;) I am bad. But in my defense, I did have this plot bunny ages ago before there were even rumours about Gaby leaving. ^^
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“You tricked me into coming here and I don’t like that. I want to leave.” )