title: three united (really) short stories
pairings: gary neville/david beckham, alan smith/darren fletcher, cristiano ronaldo/wayne rooney
rating: PG
author's note: this is my attempt at writing crack! again. i tried to write ten of these, but alas, i got lazy (and my brain just stopped). apparently it's been a long while since i've written. gah. anyways, excuse the lameness of these. i'm trying to get back to my writing ways.
"I don't understand this."