OH MY FUCKING HELL!!!
LYNZ MY FRIEND FROM VIRGINIA MIGHT BE GETTING AN INTERVIEW WITH A STATIC LULLABY!!!! MY FAVOURITE FUCKING BAND! OH MY FUCKING HELL I FEEL LIKE A RABID *NSYNC FAN! OMG!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! OUR FUCKING ZINE IS FILLED WITH SMALL TIME SHIT AND NOW WE'RE GETTING THIS OUT OF NOWHERE CAUSE I USED MY BRAIN AND ASKED HER TO EMAIL THEM AND ASK FOR AN INTERVIEW HOLY CRAP!!!!! GAH SO EXCITED I HOPE THIS ALL PLAYS OUT!!! OH MY FUCKING HELL!!! WAIT UNTIL I TELL GUHN ABOUT THIS!!! HE KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE A STATIC LULLABY!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!