I can't hear your voice dear, I have a choice.
Things that have happened in the life of Brian:
My iPod broke. Apparently my car is hot enough to melt solder. If it weren't for that I'd be sad. But I like to think my car has some amazing super power yet to be harnessed. Like Superman in his early years.
Went to the iPod store where they told me it'd cost $129 to replace. If it weren't for the outrageously cute genius telling me this I'd be more upset about having an expensive yet useless box of wires.
Got outstandingly drunk while having a small family dinner which rapidly turned into a dinner party gathering of literally everyone new mommy knows. I enjoyed it far more making muttering commentary, which undoubtedly wasn't muttering at all.
I keep having awful immigration dreams. This one involved them just stamping DENIED in blue ink in my passport 4 times and telling me I had to stay in the Terminal. It was not fun. I'm sort of depending on Aoife's boyfriend writing me a letter of invitation. I don't think I'll need it but it will help if anything happens. Hopefully he'll send it.
I'm supposed to start work tomorrow. I say supposed to because I haven't filled out any paper work and was supposed to get a call for the now past 3 days. I called today and they said they would call me tomorrow morning. I'm not going to answer the phone when they call, not just to be a prick, but to force them to accept that I'm not at their beck and call.
Otherwise my life consists of random trips to target where I decide I'll buy a bookcase, lug it into my cart and then just before buying it change my mind and put it back. This after putting it back on the shelf twice and getting another bookcase. This is how I shop and I'm sure it's hilarious to watch. At least I do actually need a book case and its not one of my usual bizarre purchases of french mayonnaise or seaweed candy. (one was a very bad idea, the other was a very good idea, I'm sure which is which is quite obvious.)
Never actually went to MOMA which made me sad. I'm planning a non-repeat, repeat on saturday if that makes sense.
I've also have had excellent hair days recently.
That is all.
My iPod broke. Apparently my car is hot enough to melt solder. If it weren't for that I'd be sad. But I like to think my car has some amazing super power yet to be harnessed. Like Superman in his early years.
Went to the iPod store where they told me it'd cost $129 to replace. If it weren't for the outrageously cute genius telling me this I'd be more upset about having an expensive yet useless box of wires.
Got outstandingly drunk while having a small family dinner which rapidly turned into a dinner party gathering of literally everyone new mommy knows. I enjoyed it far more making muttering commentary, which undoubtedly wasn't muttering at all.
I keep having awful immigration dreams. This one involved them just stamping DENIED in blue ink in my passport 4 times and telling me I had to stay in the Terminal. It was not fun. I'm sort of depending on Aoife's boyfriend writing me a letter of invitation. I don't think I'll need it but it will help if anything happens. Hopefully he'll send it.
I'm supposed to start work tomorrow. I say supposed to because I haven't filled out any paper work and was supposed to get a call for the now past 3 days. I called today and they said they would call me tomorrow morning. I'm not going to answer the phone when they call, not just to be a prick, but to force them to accept that I'm not at their beck and call.
Otherwise my life consists of random trips to target where I decide I'll buy a bookcase, lug it into my cart and then just before buying it change my mind and put it back. This after putting it back on the shelf twice and getting another bookcase. This is how I shop and I'm sure it's hilarious to watch. At least I do actually need a book case and its not one of my usual bizarre purchases of french mayonnaise or seaweed candy. (one was a very bad idea, the other was a very good idea, I'm sure which is which is quite obvious.)
Never actually went to MOMA which made me sad. I'm planning a non-repeat, repeat on saturday if that makes sense.
I've also have had excellent hair days recently.
That is all.