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Sep 29, 2011 22:29

[Hello, Holloway's! Lily here with her second video post. Videos are a million times easier to do than text posts! Lily can't write for shit. That much is obvious.

Anyway, Lily is outside. Grass and flowers and topiary sculptures, oh my! She looks pretty happy. There is some intense nature going on in the background, being beautiful and all.Hi, it ( Read more... )

outside, #video, future botanist

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[Text] purrtndyfuntms September 30 2011, 03:02:00 UTC

:33 < *the cute but furocious kitty stalks the human through the grasses of the k33p*

:33 < *her claws are sharp and she grins with both mouths showing all her sharp t33th!*

[ text ] unit_67 September 30 2011, 03:07:13 UTC

[Whaaaaat? Lily frowns at the note. Why is this person using numbers in random words, too? Is this another troll? Trolls are weird.]

what.

[Text] purrtndyfuntms September 30 2011, 03:11:52 UTC

:33 < *as she cr33ps closer she pawnders why humans are so furry bad at fun purrtend games*

[ text ] unit_67 September 30 2011, 03:13:13 UTC

[UHHHHHHH]

i am sorry i do not no what you are doing.

[Text] purrtndyfuntms September 30 2011, 03:26:40 UTC

:33 < lame :((

:33 < its like youve never heard of a fun purrtend game befur

:33 < but that's impawsible

:33 < *she says*

[ text/audio ] unit_67 September 30 2011, 03:31:58 UTC

what is a purtend game.

[Ugh, fuck this text shit. Lily is already sick of writing.]

Hey, um, can we talk instead? I'm really bad at writing.

[ text/audio ] purrtndyfuntms September 30 2011, 03:45:20 UTC

:33 < :OO

[Nepeta hopes this cute human can appurrciate what it means to give up her cool cat puns. She switches to audio.]

A purrtend game is a game where you purrtend! See?

[ audio ] unit_67 September 30 2011, 03:54:05 UTC

Oh, do you mean pretend? I know those. I never really played them, though.

[ audio ] purrtndyfuntms September 30 2011, 10:37:01 UTC

You should!

[Everyone should. Not only is it fun, but it's an excellent way to make friends and talk about feelings!]

Purrtend you are someone else!

[ audio ] unit_67 September 30 2011, 19:28:56 UTC

Someone else?

[Lily pauses to think. Why would you want to be someone else? Well, I mean, Lily would love to be someone else - but why pretend and not be? Normal people are weird.]

Who?

[ audio ] purrtndyfuntms October 3 2011, 02:14:55 UTC

Perhaps a sweet and innocent kitty-cat girl who needs an older more ferocious kitty to teach her the ways of the hunt!

[Yup. Best story ever.]

[ audio ] unit_67 October 3 2011, 02:20:04 UTC

A kitty-cat?

[Lily has, surprisingly, heard of cats, but only by name. She's got no ides what they look like, or how big they are. The word "ferocious" kind of tips her off. What, are cats some kind of huge, vicious creatures? Should be pretend to be a huge, vicious creature? That hunts?

This girl is really weird.]

Uh, okay. Cats are animals, right?

[ audio ] purrtndyfuntms October 3 2011, 02:26:32 UTC

Yes! They are beasts! They are the cutest, prettiest, most perfect beasts ever.

[ audio ] unit_67 October 3 2011, 02:34:33 UTC

Cute beasts?

[Is that a thing?]

What do they look like?

[ audio ] purrtndyfuntms October 3 2011, 02:47:43 UTC

They're furry and have four paws and two mouths and claws and sharp teeth.

[All the important features!]

[ audio ] unit_67 October 3 2011, 03:06:13 UTC

Alright...

[That helps a little. Surprisingly, Lily's mental image of a cat isn't too far off. Hmmm.]

Sooo how do I pretend to be one?

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