so im ordained

[unit92]

This notice hereby confirms that

Comments

[boobookittifukk]

Hehe! Wouldn't it be funny if you married two people while drunk one night. Or you could baptise someone and rename them McLuvin.
Ooooh the possibilities are endless!

[unit92]

hells yes, im marrying elliott and gill in november
i blessed wine tonight also, and right now im going to concecrate the doorway so the vampires cant get us

[boobookittifukk]

Bless some water as well while you're at it. Oh, and maybe try to perform an exorcism on random people.

Bless SomethingAwful.com to make it holy. Hehehe! It is a tool of the lord!

[unit92]

exorcism is out of bounds for me. since spiritual humanism indicates the only demons are someones own demons.
Its the church of not literal reading of the bible
i sanctified water last night at laser tag, but we still didnt win :(

[jasonbourne]

Oh oh ... that's kind of awesome!

[unit92]

indeed!

[dublin_sky]

wow!

[unit92]

:P
thats right you read it :P