This would've probably made a good Writer's Block.
So after watching Toy Story 3 (A movie everyone should've watched by now. Shame on you if you didn't), I once again thought what it would be like if my figures were alive like in the movies. Well...:
-Since most of my figures are imported from Japan, naturally they would be speaking Japanese. The only figures that would be speaking English would probably be my Medabots figures (made in America, if I'm correct) and my Obama bobble head (xD). My
Haibao plushie would be an interesting case because being the mascot of the Shanghai World Expo 2010, he would either be speaking Chinese, or every language in the world. So if he can speak every language in the world, then he would probably be the primary translator for my figures when they talk to each other.
-All of my "action" figures would probably mock battle with each other all of the time. With Evangelions, a Veritech fighter, Saber (I have four of her O_o), Aegis (from Persona 3), shinigamis (Ichigo and Rukia), Medabots, Valkyria Chronicles characters, and Kingdom Hearts characters, there'd be some interesting fights. I'd bet they'd use my laptop to play battle themes while they're mock battling too.
-Seeing as I only have video games as entertainment in my room besides manga, they'd probably play a lot of that. But then again, they're all in English, so I bet the Japanese figures would've had to gradually learn a bit of English in order to play them. Now that Haibao's here, assuming he can speak every language, then things are probably easier for them now. Sadly, even though half of my PSP library is in Japanese, I usually take it with me when I go out, so they wouldn't be able to play that as much, especially since it's a smaller system for their smaller arms.
On the other hand, I usually leave my DS at home, so my figures would probably play that a lot, especially the games that use the touch screen like Ouendan (I bet they mastered that game already), or games that don't require too much of each hand, like Super Robot Taisen OG Saga Endless Frontier (just gotta use the A button during attack sequences).
Maybe they keep a second memory stick/card hidden so they can save their PS3 and PSP game saves. Guess they have no luck with DS games since the game cards themselves do game saves. :/
-And of course, they'd probably use my laptop a lot too. That's probably great for them since like me, they can have a lot of fun surfing a bunch of random sites all day. And since most of my figures aren't toys for kids, they might be looking at pr0n sites as well. ;)