MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bitches, and ho ho ho.
I've been gone quite some time. Again, as I've said before. No one cares. I've been away too long for anyone to even remember how fuggin cool I am. (desperate cry for attention? you be the judge)
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I guess I'll go eat worms. Yeah.
Sitting at home, with no girlfriend in the vicinity, no friends in the vicinity, SUCKS! Not that I'd prolly go do anything anyhow, but it's the point that I have that opportunity. Now with everyone gone, I don't have that opportunity!
You know, you get the weirdest looks walking out of the liquor store on Christmas Eve. This is the first time I've had beer in mah apartment in aboot a month or more. My friends and I bought a keg a few weeks ago, that was fun I guess.
I'll just be sitting here along tomorrow. Prolly won't get up until 2pm or so, unless someone calls me.
I guess it's picture time, I'm a picture whore, for those of you that don't know. So, we have lot's of time to make up for. So let us start:
EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!!!!!!
Seks
Getting drunk on yer computer = not recommended. You'll get lots of weird IM's in the morning...
Getting wasted out of your mind (I don't remember taking this picture) with a really nasty chick present - not recommended also...
Saving buddy's life when he's about to get bit by a rattlesnake = priceless (btw, that's true)
Getting drunk with buddy's after saving one of their life in his hometown:
Drunk, with really drunk friends.
Creepin' it up, all lookin' like Chesters...
Pimpin'
Smokin' a black...
Skurry drunkeness (noticing a pattern)
THE KEG!!
Drunk + Videogames.....NEEEERDS!!!
Borrowed Cowboy hat + Panters shirt bought by g/f = Cowboy from Hell! (i.e. sexay beast)
Mah bitches...
Trying to take passed out buddy, with futon and all, onto front lawn, then wrap him in Christmas lights..futon wouldnt fit out of the door...
What's a party without a little drunk, passed-out-guy humping?
Instead of putting him out on the lawn on the futon, we just threw him on the lawn....
Realizes he's out there, then walks back in after a while...
Girlfriend pictures!!!!!!!!!!
LJ, here's Rosa:
Wooty for boobies:
Aw, que cute...
EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!
God damn, I'm too ugly...
FINI!!!!!!!!