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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave mattiemarmalade a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last month I stole beutiflmistakex's purse (-30 points). In March anthonyjohn and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I pushed nirvanagoddess in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (714 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
uniqueyat