Nov 28, 2005 23:00
It was nice being home for such a long Thanksgiving break, but now I really need to hunker down.
I'm glad Greg Miller gave a devotional on forgiveness tonight at chapter because that's something I needed to hear after being so irritated last night about the driving situation. It was extremely rude, but we did make it back here nonetheless.
I also feel the need to post this latest announcement from the Pentagon that I found:
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These 500 Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The mess in Iraq is expected to be over in about a week.