mayfly orgams sound like. . . .
this:
May: Rub my antennae. Rub my antennae. (horace rubs may's antennae)
David Attenborough's voice: Sometimes mayflies rub antennae together.
May: Oh yes. yes. just like that. yes. keep going. harder. rub harder.
Horace: rub mine now. rub my antennae. Oh yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. There's the rub. There's the rub. Go. Go. Go!!
(Horace gets into mounting position, behind May. He rubs her antennae while she wolfs down the gnat-food in front of her).
Horace and May: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
This is part of the one act we're doing. I play may.
Having a mayflies orgasm on stage while rubbing my scene partner's anntenae may by far be the funniest/most uncomfortable thing I've ever done in my life.
This is why I was so nervous before out first read through. . .but now I just think it's hilarious.
i wish you could all come see me.
Just so you know. lol.
May: Rub my antennae. Rub my antennae. (horace rubs may's antennae)
David Attenborough's voice: Sometimes mayflies rub antennae together.
May: Oh yes. yes. just like that. yes. keep going. harder. rub harder.
Horace: rub mine now. rub my antennae. Oh yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. There's the rub. There's the rub. Go. Go. Go!!
(Horace gets into mounting position, behind May. He rubs her antennae while she wolfs down the gnat-food in front of her).
Horace and May: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
This is part of the one act we're doing. I play may.
Having a mayflies orgasm on stage while rubbing my scene partner's anntenae may by far be the funniest/most uncomfortable thing I've ever done in my life.
This is why I was so nervous before out first read through. . .but now I just think it's hilarious.
i wish you could all come see me.
Just so you know. lol.