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[uniquemiscreant]

Happy Birthday, twins. Er.

I wonder if anyone remembered who else's it was...

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[shapely_millie]

What are you doing?

[uniquemiscreant]

I have no idea.

[shapely_millie]

Then try and keep to yourself if you're going to start handing out happy greetings to every Gryffindor you see. You're acting strangely and I still haven't figured it out yet.

[uniquemiscreant]

Yeah.

Remind me again. Why do I even try to be somewhat friendly?

[shapely_millie]

Did you eat something funny at breakfast?

[uniquemiscreant]

A waffle.

...

Are waffles terrible?

I thought it would be nice. You know. For today. And stuff.

[shapely_millie]

.

[uniquemiscreant]

...

Kill me now.

[shapely_millie]

Before I do that, I'd like to know what's really going on.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a Hufflepuff. A girl Hufflepuff.

[uniquemiscreant]

Yeah.

Let's just say I'm kind of really stupid.

And I probably deserved that Hufflepuff comment.

[shapely_millie]

Kind of?

All right, I'll quit being a bully for a few minutes.

Does this have anything to do with Tracey?

[uniquemiscreant]

What do you think?
Yes, it does have to do something with Tracey.

[shapely_millie]

I see this conversation is going to require a bottle of whiskey box of chocolates. Meet me in the common room.

[uniquemiscreant]

There'd better be a ton of whiskey in that chocolate. Yes. The full box.

See you in a bit.