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[uniquemiscreant]

I am never, ever going to -

Not ever-

How many days did I sleep?

My head. My eye. What the f-

...where's my pretty vase?

Millie, what the bleeding hell is going on? And where is my pretty vase?

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[queen_salazar]

I was wondering why I couldn't wake you when Draco and I went over to Millie's for a visit. I thought you were dead, until Millie came in and assured me that weren't. What all did you do at Brown's party, Theo?

[uniquemiscreant]

I wish I could tell you, Pansy, but some parts are still a bit...blurry.

[queen_salazar]

Is that because of the amount of alcohol you consumed, or is it because you let Macmillan punch you in the eye? If it is the latter I will have to take extreme measures against him, I hope you know. Though I would have expected you to be able to dodge a punch thrown by a Hufflepuff, Theo. I mean, really.

[uniquemiscreant]

Ah, but do you think Tracey would have appreciated a fight in the end? This way only Macmillan is at fault. And if I did dodge it, nothing still would've happened and now we've -

I didn't quite expect Macmillan to resort to violent means to get his point across, though it does rather suit him. As I said to Lavender, the boy seems to have an extreme strong right hand. One can only imagine how it got that way. Perhaps the long afternoons with those magazines, as I said earlier.

[queen_salazar]

Are you trying to make me sick, Theo? I have quite frankly heard enough of Macmillan's wanking habits and what magazines he is partial to, thank you. That boy has no sense of decorum; it's disgusting.

[uniquemiscreant]

Forgive me. I shall cease speaking of him. How are you and Draco doing?

[queen_salazar]

Oh, we are doing quite well, thank you. He has quite a fantastic pool not to mention the pool boys..., and we have done a bit of shopping. I have always liked Italy. And the men that reside here, of course.

How are you and Millie doing? Or is that question redundant seeing as how you have been unconscious since Friday night?

[uniquemiscreant]

Well, we were doing lovely untill Friday night indeed. Macmillan seems to be a thorn in both our eyes lately. But yes, my stay here has been nothing but enjoyable. Besides Friday night. Which is obvious.

[queen_salazar]

Yes, that is quite obvious. Though I am happy that you have enjoyed your time in Italy so far. It really is a lovely place, and as long as Millie is feeling agreeable, there really isn't any reason not to enjoy it.

[uniquemiscreant]

I tend to feel rather amused when she isn't feeling agreeable. The penthouse is large enough to hide, anyway. But Millicent remains a complete darling, above all. And a good friend. We shall always be able to count on her to beat the crap out of help us out.

[queen_salazar]

Yes, well, you are the one that has to live with her if she isn't feeling agreeable, so if you find it amusing when she isn't so agreeable, I really have nothing to say.

Yes, Millie is a good friend, and she really can be a good hostess and guide when she wants to be.