Hokked awn Fonix Mayks Reeding Phun!
Dude I'm reading A Clockwork Orange for my BAS book and it is fucking brilliant! This set me thinking of course, because as we all know, I am a keen observer of the world around me (cut to a flashback of Nick walking into cabinets, doors, and oncoming traffic). How many adults who are illiterate call up Hooked on Phonics in order to learn to read? Of that number, how many do you think try to cover up the fact that they can't read whilst they are on the phone? "I'd like t'order that Hooked on Phonics program so I can learn my son to read." "Sir, I know. You've already said that. A few times actually. I asked you if you were going to be using Visa or Mastercard to pay for your product." "Which one looks longer?"
This brings me to my next topic. I once saw an ad in the newspaper for illiterate people. Let's spell that out for the illiterate reading my LiveJournal: an illiterate person would first have to buy a newspaper to read. Being illiterate this may be very challenging in the first, and highly unlikely in the second, as most who can't read don't often seek reading material. They would then have had to be able to read in order to read the ad asking them if they wanted to learn how to read. This is absurd. Goddamn people are so fucking stupid. It's unbelievable how many retards the world consists of. WHY GOD, WHY?
This is why I shall henceforth be called Andrecalla Abbazabba. I then plan to move to Iraq to help in the rebuilding process and in my sparetime intend on heading out into the desert to search for weapons of mass destruction in order to not save our president from looking like an illiterate parent calling Hooked on Phonics and trying to cover up their own illiteracy for invading a country based on rather obviously faulty information. I will however need a spouse as I may get bored and horny with my investigation and job on the rebuilding committee of Baghdad. Any takers? If so please contact me at 647-0939 with a name, number, and burka size. NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED TO REPLY!! I repeat, NO FAT CHICKS!!
This brings me to my next topic. I once saw an ad in the newspaper for illiterate people. Let's spell that out for the illiterate reading my LiveJournal: an illiterate person would first have to buy a newspaper to read. Being illiterate this may be very challenging in the first, and highly unlikely in the second, as most who can't read don't often seek reading material. They would then have had to be able to read in order to read the ad asking them if they wanted to learn how to read. This is absurd. Goddamn people are so fucking stupid. It's unbelievable how many retards the world consists of. WHY GOD, WHY?
This is why I shall henceforth be called Andrecalla Abbazabba. I then plan to move to Iraq to help in the rebuilding process and in my sparetime intend on heading out into the desert to search for weapons of mass destruction in order to not save our president from looking like an illiterate parent calling Hooked on Phonics and trying to cover up their own illiteracy for invading a country based on rather obviously faulty information. I will however need a spouse as I may get bored and horny with my investigation and job on the rebuilding committee of Baghdad. Any takers? If so please contact me at 647-0939 with a name, number, and burka size. NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED TO REPLY!! I repeat, NO FAT CHICKS!!