New Years Resolutions
Nick Gilbert's New Year's resolutions:
1. Try Not to be an asshole to every person you meet
2. Get a girlfriend and keep her for a couple of months if not more(farfetched I know but still on the list.)
3. Get into St. Paul's
4. Fuck the bitches
5. Work on reintegrating the terms supa-dupa and radical back into the english language
6. Get my car back and don't get another speeding ticket
7. Pay attention in school (does everyone make this one and not follow through with it?)
8. Get an 1800 on my SATs (may need peyote for this but it can happen. Also if you get this joke you rule and if you don't listen to Steven Wright he is God amongst men.)
9. Get svelt and sexy
10. Write at least one movie (considering my 5 or 6 good ideas are that and only so far.)
11. Beef up my DVD collection
12. Turn 18
I think that if I have 12 New Year's Resolutions I might get one or two of them and then be able to say, "Hey, fuck you I totally did at least one of them." I say totally too much. I should start using a word(s)with the same meaning like all-encompassingly. For example, "You want a sub man?" "All-encompassingly!"
New Years is worthless! Essentially the holiday was created as another excuse to get smashed and as all of us are good wholesome kids and don't abuse illegal substances, this is a useless holiday for us until at least 21, of course. I have to commend Nicole on a very amusing party however. Made the New Year worthwhile. I'd also like to thank my readers for caring enough to read it. You rule, dudes! One love. Peace!
1. Try Not to be an asshole to every person you meet
2. Get a girlfriend and keep her for a couple of months if not more(farfetched I know but still on the list.)
3. Get into St. Paul's
4. Fuck the bitches
5. Work on reintegrating the terms supa-dupa and radical back into the english language
6. Get my car back and don't get another speeding ticket
7. Pay attention in school (does everyone make this one and not follow through with it?)
8. Get an 1800 on my SATs (may need peyote for this but it can happen. Also if you get this joke you rule and if you don't listen to Steven Wright he is God amongst men.)
9. Get svelt and sexy
10. Write at least one movie (considering my 5 or 6 good ideas are that and only so far.)
11. Beef up my DVD collection
12. Turn 18
I think that if I have 12 New Year's Resolutions I might get one or two of them and then be able to say, "Hey, fuck you I totally did at least one of them." I say totally too much. I should start using a word(s)with the same meaning like all-encompassingly. For example, "You want a sub man?" "All-encompassingly!"
New Years is worthless! Essentially the holiday was created as another excuse to get smashed and as all of us are good wholesome kids and don't abuse illegal substances, this is a useless holiday for us until at least 21, of course. I have to commend Nicole on a very amusing party however. Made the New Year worthwhile. I'd also like to thank my readers for caring enough to read it. You rule, dudes! One love. Peace!