Feb 19, 2005 08:05
Walk through the woods some day. Find yourself a nice big bear trap. Stop. Make sure it is a bear trap. Now stick your foot into it. Bet that hurt like a bitch did it not. STORY OF MY LIFE!
Personal Ad for Nick Gilbert:
You all know me. So I'm looking for...affection. That's about it really. Easy enough.
You know what? I'm sorry guys. For the rest of this entry I won't talk about how awful I am with girls for reasons unbeknownst to me or anyone else.
I rocked my UNH audition and I was invited back for the Full-Ride Scholarship Competition next Saturday. If I win that, you can probably fill in the blank, if you can't just give me a call and I will come over your house with a hammer and beat you over the head with it because you are a retard! This just makes me happier than a North Dakotan choir boy singing Christmas carols to a big, fat North Dakotan family on their big, stupid, North Dakortan porch...those fuckers. I don't even know what I'm saying these days. Where is my mind?
Peace and so Much Love,
Nich olas Benj amin- Auge r Gil bert