My Ass: A Force To Be Reckoned With
Click to viewSooo this morning I was a little late, and disoriented this morning and instead of my kind of loose work pants [i'm losing weight] I decided to wear these tight pants to work because I didn't feel like looking for anything or doing much of anything. I was out of bed, I already deserved an award.
So as I said these pants are kind of tight and I don't know. Today I learned that my ass is very distracting/nice lmao.
People are so fucking weird.
That's all. I just thought it was funny.
Why are people so stupid and shallow?
Idiots. I see you. I motherfucking see you and I'm resenting you.
The first time I was losing weight and I noticed all the attention I was anbgry then too.
WHY ARE YOU ASSHOLES SO FUCKING SHALLOW!?!?
At first I was a bit flattered..but as Ithought about it and started typing this out...I began getting pissed off.
MOTHERFUCKING LIFE GUARD THAT'S BEEN WORKING THERE FOR MONTHS?
YOU'RE JUST *NOW* SHAKING MY HAND AND INTRODUCING YOURSELF/!FUCKOFF!! ISEE YOU
Fuck I hate people.
It's just...when I'm walking around with my head hung thinking I look like crap or feeling so undesirable and unwanted and so on,and you motherfuckers treat me different OVER A PAIR OF PANTS?! It really makes me lose faith in humanity.That is absolutely ridiculous.
I mean. MY ASS HAS BEEN THERE! IT DIDN'T APPEAR OVERNIGHT! THERE'S JUST FABRIC CLUNG CLOSER TO IT. THAT IS IT.
HAVE YOU NO IMAGINATION!?
LOL I am such an angry person.
Maybe I'll turn into an evil villain and use my hypnotic ass-powers for evil and manipulation MANIACAL LAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAUUGH
LMAO OK I'M DONE.