my dreams will be ripe with visions of impregnating you

Sep 14, 2006 23:41


dinxcmzeki 11 (11:29:59 PM): you should make me a list of ska songs we could maybe cover
uNiQUe901765 (11:30:04 PM): dude!
uNiQUe901765 (11:30:13 PM): i would be honored to make that list
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:30:24 PM): jackie, your the only person i could trust to do this
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:30:30 PM): besides myself
uNiQUe901765 (11:30:32 PM): im the only person you SHOULD trust
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:30:35 PM): its true
uNiQUe901765 (11:30:50 PM): who else is as obsessed with ska as we are?
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:30:56 PM): um
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:31:02 PM): honestly, i dont know any other ska kids
uNiQUe901765 (11:31:09 PM): we are a dying breed
uNiQUe901765 (11:31:17 PM): we must reproduce to keep the clan alive
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:31:20 PM): its true
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:31:22 PM): jackie
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:31:29 PM): my dreams will be of impregnating you
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:31:37 PM): so that you may produce many many little ska kids
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:31:43 PM): and we will name each after a different ska band
uNiQUe901765 (11:31:47 PM): theyll come out skankin!
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:31:49 PM): i have a list of about 200
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:31:55 PM): so we better get started
uNiQUe901765 (11:31:57 PM): can i name the first one jake?
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:32:02 PM): yes
uNiQUe901765 (11:32:05 PM): yay!
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:32:05 PM): but
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:32:08 PM): his middle name can be jake
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:32:11 PM): first name must be <
uNiQUe901765 (11:32:16 PM): hahaha
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:32:16 PM): the symbol
uNiQUe901765 (11:32:20 PM): no, i got it

dinxcmzeki 11 (11:32:38 PM): lol
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:32:45 PM): if we have twins
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:32:54 PM): they could be Big D and The Kids table
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:32:58 PM): They would get picked on alot
uNiQUe901765 (11:32:59 PM): hahaha
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:33:00 PM): but what can ya do
uNiQUe901765 (11:33:37 PM): mustard plug? what a terrible name
uNiQUe901765 (11:34:04 PM): rx bandit..that kid will be the rebel
uNiQUe901765 (11:34:19 PM): along with streetlight manifesto
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:34:22 PM): apparently
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:34:27 PM): we must only produce male children
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:34:28 PM): wierd huh
uNiQUe901765 (11:35:06 PM): aww, i look forward to the day when little Suicide Machine comes up to me and asks, "mommy? what does my name mean?"
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:35:15 PM): rofl
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:35:26 PM): and youll tell him/her
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:35:29 PM): go ask your dad
uNiQUe901765 (11:35:56 PM): and daddy will then educate her on the legend of her namesake

uNiQUe901765 (11:37:22 PM): we'll have a retarded kid too
uNiQUe901765 (11:37:26 PM): he shall be named.....
uNiQUe901765 (11:37:30 PM): "the specials"
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:37:34 PM): hahahaha
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:37:35 PM): and a fat one
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:37:37 PM): named pietaster
uNiQUe901765 (11:37:47 PM): haha
uNiQUe901765 (11:38:04 PM): and a lazy kid named the slackers
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:38:07 PM): haha
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:38:13 PM): boy after my own heart
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:38:23 PM): and a crazy wacky kid named Aquabat
uNiQUe901765 (11:38:37 PM): and a creepy kid named voodoo glowskull
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:38:41 PM): haha
uNiQUe901765 (11:38:53 PM): and a christian kid named five iron frenzy
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:39:05 PM): we'll call him Fif for short
uNiQUe901765 (11:39:12 PM): that can be a female
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:39:16 PM): aight
uNiQUe901765 (11:39:26 PM): ok, go to bed
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:39:45 PM): my dreams will be ripe with visions of impregnating you
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:39:51 PM): and you can quote me on that
uNiQUe901765 (11:39:58 PM): haha
uNiQUe901765 (11:40:05 PM): and creating a race of super ska kids
uNiQUe901765 (11:40:10 PM): to repopulate the earth
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:40:12 PM): das rite
dinxcmzeki 11 (11:40:28 PM): if the stupid popunk kids wont listen to ska, then we'll have to make our own ska kids

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