i want an hour of my life back for doing this
10 years ago I was:
* in 2nd grade at lafayette
* whiter than wilson's new vice principal looks when hes trying to break up a fight in the hall
* friends with ethan (i think) and ben wahle (who has since moved to california to be with the whales)
* friends with alex evans (who has since experimented with most drugs in existence, and given birth)
* under the impression that college came after 6th grade
5 years ago I was:
* in 7th grade at Deal
* desperately trying to go back in time by wearing my yellow lafayette t-shirt almost every day. if i hadnt lost it i would probably still be wearing it. everyday.
* greasy
* forcing my hair to stand straight up by using gel (maybe i had a mexican complex)
* forgetting who tim sweeney was
1 year ago I was:
* a junior
* a skinny joo
* still evolving
* not longhaired enough
* just back from the europe trip, in which we stayed at a hotel that had a vending machine WITH BEER BOTTLES IN IT
Yesterday I:
* babysat one kid for two hours with ethan barnes and got paid $20
* wished i was drunk
* got my hair cut about half an inch, which was WAY too much
* got mah sale phone taken
* wished i was drunk
5 Snacks I love:
* slurpees (aka glaciers)
* oreo mcflurry
* bananaaaaas (how can one food be so phallic?)
* chipotles
* free chili
5 Songs I Know all the Words to:
* james brown - say it loud (i'm black and i'm proud) (those are the only words in the song)
* rolling stones - midnight rambler
* led zeppelin - babe im gonna leave you
* beatles - dig a pony
* notorious BIG - juicy
* numerous rap songs i listened to when i dreamt of blackness in 7-8 grade
5 things I would Do with A Million Dollars:
* buy a car
* buy liberia
* hire the wilson security guards to patrol my neighborhood while wearing spandex
* buy the liquor store
* buy ppl who disagree with me
5 places I would run away to:
* ANYWHERE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
* the tree at fort reno
* san francisco (i could become an ashbury & haight hobo, come on its not that hard to imagine)
* the roof of chipotle, then at night i would go on burrito missions
* israel
5 favorite movies:
* jay and silent bob strike back
* life of david gale
* memento
* the shawshank redemption
* playboy mansion 4
5 bad habits:
* being too emotional
* being paranoid
* making too many racist jokes
* being a bitch
* being lazy
5 biggest joys:
* the feeling of walking out of the liquor store with too many bags of akahol to carry, after not being carded
* good nights
* not being at home
* being high and drunk to the max
* driving
5 Fictional Characters I would date: I hate questions like this
* the hobbit
* the hand from Idle Hands
* jasmin from Aladdin
* the ovaries in that movie we watched in 9th grade in sex-ed class which ended with a woman giving birth out of a wide gaping vagina and made me throw up in my mouth
* the "gambian woman" that borat had sexy time with. heck, if shes good enough for borat, shes good enough for me
5 people I tag to do this:
* if you
* actually read
* my lj, it's
* kinda
* sad
* in 2nd grade at lafayette
* whiter than wilson's new vice principal looks when hes trying to break up a fight in the hall
* friends with ethan (i think) and ben wahle (who has since moved to california to be with the whales)
* friends with alex evans (who has since experimented with most drugs in existence, and given birth)
* under the impression that college came after 6th grade
5 years ago I was:
* in 7th grade at Deal
* desperately trying to go back in time by wearing my yellow lafayette t-shirt almost every day. if i hadnt lost it i would probably still be wearing it. everyday.
* greasy
* forcing my hair to stand straight up by using gel (maybe i had a mexican complex)
* forgetting who tim sweeney was
1 year ago I was:
* a junior
* a skinny joo
* still evolving
* not longhaired enough
* just back from the europe trip, in which we stayed at a hotel that had a vending machine WITH BEER BOTTLES IN IT
Yesterday I:
* babysat one kid for two hours with ethan barnes and got paid $20
* wished i was drunk
* got my hair cut about half an inch, which was WAY too much
* got mah sale phone taken
* wished i was drunk
5 Snacks I love:
* slurpees (aka glaciers)
* oreo mcflurry
* bananaaaaas (how can one food be so phallic?)
* chipotles
* free chili
5 Songs I Know all the Words to:
* james brown - say it loud (i'm black and i'm proud) (those are the only words in the song)
* rolling stones - midnight rambler
* led zeppelin - babe im gonna leave you
* beatles - dig a pony
* notorious BIG - juicy
* numerous rap songs i listened to when i dreamt of blackness in 7-8 grade
5 things I would Do with A Million Dollars:
* buy a car
* buy liberia
* hire the wilson security guards to patrol my neighborhood while wearing spandex
* buy the liquor store
* buy ppl who disagree with me
5 places I would run away to:
* ANYWHERE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
* the tree at fort reno
* san francisco (i could become an ashbury & haight hobo, come on its not that hard to imagine)
* the roof of chipotle, then at night i would go on burrito missions
* israel
5 favorite movies:
* jay and silent bob strike back
* life of david gale
* memento
* the shawshank redemption
* playboy mansion 4
5 bad habits:
* being too emotional
* being paranoid
* making too many racist jokes
* being a bitch
* being lazy
5 biggest joys:
* the feeling of walking out of the liquor store with too many bags of akahol to carry, after not being carded
* good nights
* not being at home
* being high and drunk to the max
* driving
5 Fictional Characters I would date: I hate questions like this
* the hobbit
* the hand from Idle Hands
* jasmin from Aladdin
* the ovaries in that movie we watched in 9th grade in sex-ed class which ended with a woman giving birth out of a wide gaping vagina and made me throw up in my mouth
* the "gambian woman" that borat had sexy time with. heck, if shes good enough for borat, shes good enough for me
5 people I tag to do this:
* if you
* actually read
* my lj, it's
* kinda
* sad