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Finally about posting, I can scarcely contain myself, now I'm shafted in bed - it's been bleeding insanity, though - Mrs. H says I should be resting, after the scare. Now I wouldn't want you to worry, mind - Saboo might be in another position all together when they find him, and if my tenticles had the strength they used to he'd be in a tangle and all. I'm in a right state though, perscribed bed rest - and no 'intimacy' with Mrs. H for three weeks, bit tough on the morale, I said - he asked how exactly our love making worked, but after I started to explain the system of pulls and levers, he went a bit green and was off on an urgent call. The wife's pushing me to ask the boss about a promotion, now Saboo's left off, but I'm after a bit of rest and quiet now my tenticles aren't as pink as they used to be - seeing me little 'un a bit more, out on the town. I've been having a chat with some mates from the Board of Shamen, just at my local - we left Kirk behind, he was a nightmare! They're not sold that Saboo meant to knock me flying, the slag. I was right airborne - if it wasn't for the lads trawling on the carpet cause they couldn't get a taxi, I'd 'ave been buggered!