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I just have to post this most interesting conversation I had with Leah tonight.. We talked about her, me... and what my type is.... its quite amusing really..
Me (10:12:41 PM): I went to that meeting yesterday.
Leah (10:15:10 PM): sorry...i was brushing my teeth...how did it go?
Me (10:15:30 PM): I was really nervous, but everyone was so nice, and i got relaxed after awhile...
Leah (10:15:40 PM): that's coo;
Me (10:15:44 PM): had fun.
Leah (10:15:44 PM): cool*
Me (10:16:20 PM): i think ive developed a crush on the VP though..
Leah (10:16:48 PM): oh really??? (grin)
Leah (10:16:59 PM): what does she look like?
Me (10:17:03 PM): yeah... but i didn't try to do anything. damnit.
Leah (10:17:18 PM): you NEVER try to do anything
Me (10:17:29 PM): ive been emailing with the prez. so i think i might tell him.. and see what he sez
Leah (10:17:34 PM): you just beat aroud the bush
Me (10:17:42 PM): I know i know.. but i really didn't have the chance to do anything this time honest!!!
Leah (10:17:52 PM): ok
Leah (10:18:24 PM): how old is she?
Me (10:19:20 PM): probably early 20s..
Me (10:19:21 PM): not sure.
Leah (10:19:35 PM): I see
Leah (10:19:39 PM): is she asian?
Me (10:19:49 PM): No.. wtf?
Me (10:19:55 PM): what's that supposed to mean?
Leah (10:19:56 PM): really?
Me (10:20:01 PM): really.
Leah (10:20:16 PM): well, I asked you what she looked like, and you didn't tell me...so I was guessing
Me (10:20:50 PM): oh
Me (10:20:56 PM): so the first thing you think is asian?
Me (10:20:57 PM): http://home.talkcity.com/RainbowCt/globalnvcc/globalstanding.gif
Me (10:21:06 PM): shes on the right...
Leah (10:21:45 PM): no offense...but she doesn't look like what i would consider your type
Me (10:21:58 PM): what???
Me (10:22:05 PM): what's my type
Leah (10:22:12 PM): well, you don't seem the white girl type
Me (10:22:19 PM): lmao
Me (10:22:35 PM): because of you and mark or what?
Leah (10:22:45 PM): I could see you with a hispanic...someone with a tan to contrast your pale skin
Leah (10:22:54 PM): you just look better with darker people
Me (10:23:00 PM): lol..
Me (10:23:03 PM): hmmm
Leah (10:23:57 PM): someone like Catherine Zeta-Jones, maybe?
Me (10:23:59 PM): so you're just going on the fact that im pale?
Leah (10:24:09 PM): no...
Me (10:24:15 PM): im lost.
Leah (10:24:19 PM): It just a personal thing
Leah (10:24:30 PM): I personally think you look better w/ darker people
Me (10:24:39 PM): hmmm
Leah (10:24:58 PM): Catherine Zeta-Jones would deffinately be my type
Me (10:25:04 PM): LoL...
Leah (10:25:17 PM): maybe Lucy Lawless
Leah (10:25:24 PM): mmmm...Xena
Leah (10:25:26 PM): ...
Me (10:25:27 PM): lol.. so it doesn't matter to you eh?
Me (10:25:28 PM): lol
Leah (10:25:35 PM): what doesn't?
Me (10:25:50 PM): anyone will look good with you is what i mean.
Leah (10:26:02 PM): LOL!
Leah (10:26:07 PM): not quite
Me (10:26:25 PM): you have no idea how hard you're making me laugh.
Leah (10:26:37 PM): That's my intention
Me (10:26:46 PM): ;p
Leah (10:26:48 PM): I got you a valentines day gift
Me (10:26:56 PM): ohhh really?
Leah (10:26:58 PM): What's your address again?
Me (10:27:03 PM): ...
Me (10:27:23 PM): 4908 Killebrew Drive
Annandale, VA 22003
Me (10:27:29 PM): You remember my name right? lol
Leah (10:27:29 PM): cool
Leah (10:27:34 PM): haha
Leah (10:28:02 PM): i know where you live...i just don't know where you live
Me (10:28:40 PM): i know i know
Me (10:28:52 PM): did you get one for your boytoys?
Leah (10:28:54 PM): O:-)
Leah (10:29:00 PM): of course
Me (10:29:04 PM): both of them?
Leah (10:29:11 PM): of course\
Me (10:29:20 PM): gawd you're such a pimp.
Leah (10:29:43 PM): i know
Leah (10:29:46 PM): isn't it great
Me (10:29:54 PM): yes and no. lol
Leah (10:30:05 PM): why?
Me (10:30:09 PM): lol
Me (10:30:25 PM): well its not like they know you're pimping them... lol
Me (10:30:51 PM): i just hope you dont slip up someday.. hehe.
Leah (10:31:13 PM): slip up how?
Me (10:31:25 PM): i dunno..
Leah (10:31:37 PM): everyone knows about everyone else
Me (10:31:42 PM): eh?
Leah (10:31:44 PM): that's the great part
Me (10:31:58 PM): to the fullest extent.. know everything?
Me (10:32:03 PM): you're not hiding anything?
Leah (10:32:06 PM): and Im only fooling around with 1.5 of them
Me (10:32:13 PM): 1.5?
Leah (10:32:16 PM): and no...im not hinding much
Me (10:32:21 PM): what is 1.5
Leah (10:32:21 PM): hiding**
Me (10:32:27 PM): not much....hmm....
Leah (10:32:28 PM): you and Will
Leah (10:32:37 PM): Will is 1 and you are .5
Me (10:32:39 PM): thanks for only making me half. lol
Me (10:32:45 PM): i knew that . you didn't have to say it..
Leah (10:32:54 PM): i knew you knew
Me (10:33:09 PM): so what are you hiding?
Me (10:33:23 PM): so i wont slip up for you.. ;-)
Leah (10:33:40 PM): i got the phone number of a 29 yr old contractor named ryan today
Me (10:34:00 PM): !
Leah (10:34:38 PM): what does "!" mean?
Me (10:35:00 PM): Im surprised but im not at the same time....
Leah (10:35:10 PM): oh
Me (10:35:11 PM): lets just say my eyebrows raised..
Leah (10:35:13 PM): he's hot
Me (10:35:33 PM): gonna mess with him?
Leah (10:36:07 PM): no
Leah (10:36:18 PM): i decided 25 is my limit for now
Leah (10:36:30 PM): and I don't just mess w/ anyone!
Me (10:36:36 PM): lol.. who do you know that's 25.?
Me (10:36:48 PM): ok that makes me feel a little better from that whole .5 comment.
Me (10:37:05 PM): er better yet i mean who have you messed with that's 25?
Leah (10:37:28 PM): no one
Me (10:37:41 PM): ok good. you're just setting the limit then
Leah (10:37:48 PM): that's right
Me (10:37:54 PM): k
Leah (10:37:56 PM): i have really high standards anyway
Leah (10:38:01 PM): Im too good for most people
Me (10:38:12 PM): hmmm
Me (10:38:24 PM): yeah well you know you're good.
Leah (10:38:52 PM): Im also a cocky, arrogant Bitch (sometimes)
Me (10:38:56 PM): and i know you're good.
Me (10:39:07 PM): but you still have a horrible time of picking out guys half the time.. lol
Me (10:39:20 PM): so that balances things out a bit. ;-) LOL
Leah (10:39:39 PM): that's what made me realize I was too good
Me (10:39:45 PM): but you're such a lovable bitch. and you know that too.
Me (10:39:48 PM): lol
Leah (10:39:58 PM): the reasone I have a horrible time with picking guys is I have too big aof a heart
Leah (10:40:05 PM): and i don't want to hurt people
Me (10:40:18 PM): and you want to mother them...
Me (10:40:23 PM): half the time.
Leah (10:40:25 PM): yes
Leah (10:41:08 PM): You know, Im waiting for the MAN that will just take my breath away...who will fight with me, and give me what I need, and not coddle me...
Leah (10:41:13 PM): sounds romantic...huh?
Leah (10:41:58 PM): and also won't abuse me
Me (10:42:09 PM): the MAN. lol.. sounds more like a dream. you forgot to add knight in shining armor..
Leah (10:42:19 PM): I don't know what Im waiting for
Me (10:42:27 PM): i think everyone wants that.
Leah (10:42:31 PM): I don't want a knight in shining armor
Me (10:42:40 PM): i know that. it was a joke
Leah (10:42:59 PM): I'd rather have an Indian in a loin cloth astride a stallion
Me (10:43:09 PM): LMAO
Leah (10:43:23 PM): what does that mean?
Me (10:43:37 PM): laughing my ass off..
Leah (10:43:45 PM): AH
Me (10:43:49 PM): you're killing me here..
Leah (10:44:10 PM): well, you are supposed to know these things!
Me (10:44:23 PM): i know.. but its just so funny..
Me (10:44:48 PM): the way you say things. and i dont mean that in a bad way at all.
Leah (10:45:58 PM): A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I
have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
and takes him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, turns to her and
says, "First of all, no matter what we do,we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise
you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then... we'll put all these
Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Me (10:46:55 PM): lol
Leah (10:48:41 PM): my roommate is giving me the "you're stupid" look
Me (10:49:48 PM): why?
Leah (10:49:48 PM): you know...im not really a player
Me (10:49:55 PM): really?
Leah (10:50:09 PM): I just don't want to be in the kind of committed relationships that I find myself in
Me (10:50:42 PM): i know. you always get yourself stuck. and i dont exactly always help.
Leah (10:51:02 PM): i don't have the heart to hurt people...so then in not hurting them, I get hurt...and so I have to go out and seek other comforts to compensate...
Leah (10:52:39 PM): i should go to bed now
Me (10:52:42 PM): eh. ok
Leah (10:53:52 PM): I'll talk to you tmrw
Leah (10:54:00 PM): good night
Me (10:12:41 PM): I went to that meeting yesterday.
Leah (10:15:10 PM): sorry...i was brushing my teeth...how did it go?
Me (10:15:30 PM): I was really nervous, but everyone was so nice, and i got relaxed after awhile...
Leah (10:15:40 PM): that's coo;
Me (10:15:44 PM): had fun.
Leah (10:15:44 PM): cool*
Me (10:16:20 PM): i think ive developed a crush on the VP though..
Leah (10:16:48 PM): oh really??? (grin)
Leah (10:16:59 PM): what does she look like?
Me (10:17:03 PM): yeah... but i didn't try to do anything. damnit.
Leah (10:17:18 PM): you NEVER try to do anything
Me (10:17:29 PM): ive been emailing with the prez. so i think i might tell him.. and see what he sez
Leah (10:17:34 PM): you just beat aroud the bush
Me (10:17:42 PM): I know i know.. but i really didn't have the chance to do anything this time honest!!!
Leah (10:17:52 PM): ok
Leah (10:18:24 PM): how old is she?
Me (10:19:20 PM): probably early 20s..
Me (10:19:21 PM): not sure.
Leah (10:19:35 PM): I see
Leah (10:19:39 PM): is she asian?
Me (10:19:49 PM): No.. wtf?
Me (10:19:55 PM): what's that supposed to mean?
Leah (10:19:56 PM): really?
Me (10:20:01 PM): really.
Leah (10:20:16 PM): well, I asked you what she looked like, and you didn't tell me...so I was guessing
Me (10:20:50 PM): oh
Me (10:20:56 PM): so the first thing you think is asian?
Me (10:20:57 PM): http://home.talkcity.com/RainbowCt/globalnvcc/globalstanding.gif
Me (10:21:06 PM): shes on the right...
Leah (10:21:45 PM): no offense...but she doesn't look like what i would consider your type
Me (10:21:58 PM): what???
Me (10:22:05 PM): what's my type
Leah (10:22:12 PM): well, you don't seem the white girl type
Me (10:22:19 PM): lmao
Me (10:22:35 PM): because of you and mark or what?
Leah (10:22:45 PM): I could see you with a hispanic...someone with a tan to contrast your pale skin
Leah (10:22:54 PM): you just look better with darker people
Me (10:23:00 PM): lol..
Me (10:23:03 PM): hmmm
Leah (10:23:57 PM): someone like Catherine Zeta-Jones, maybe?
Me (10:23:59 PM): so you're just going on the fact that im pale?
Leah (10:24:09 PM): no...
Me (10:24:15 PM): im lost.
Leah (10:24:19 PM): It just a personal thing
Leah (10:24:30 PM): I personally think you look better w/ darker people
Me (10:24:39 PM): hmmm
Leah (10:24:58 PM): Catherine Zeta-Jones would deffinately be my type
Me (10:25:04 PM): LoL...
Leah (10:25:17 PM): maybe Lucy Lawless
Leah (10:25:24 PM): mmmm...Xena
Leah (10:25:26 PM): ...
Me (10:25:27 PM): lol.. so it doesn't matter to you eh?
Me (10:25:28 PM): lol
Leah (10:25:35 PM): what doesn't?
Me (10:25:50 PM): anyone will look good with you is what i mean.
Leah (10:26:02 PM): LOL!
Leah (10:26:07 PM): not quite
Me (10:26:25 PM): you have no idea how hard you're making me laugh.
Leah (10:26:37 PM): That's my intention
Me (10:26:46 PM): ;p
Leah (10:26:48 PM): I got you a valentines day gift
Me (10:26:56 PM): ohhh really?
Leah (10:26:58 PM): What's your address again?
Me (10:27:03 PM): ...
Me (10:27:23 PM): 4908 Killebrew Drive
Annandale, VA 22003
Me (10:27:29 PM): You remember my name right? lol
Leah (10:27:29 PM): cool
Leah (10:27:34 PM): haha
Leah (10:28:02 PM): i know where you live...i just don't know where you live
Me (10:28:40 PM): i know i know
Me (10:28:52 PM): did you get one for your boytoys?
Leah (10:28:54 PM): O:-)
Leah (10:29:00 PM): of course
Me (10:29:04 PM): both of them?
Leah (10:29:11 PM): of course\
Me (10:29:20 PM): gawd you're such a pimp.
Leah (10:29:43 PM): i know
Leah (10:29:46 PM): isn't it great
Me (10:29:54 PM): yes and no. lol
Leah (10:30:05 PM): why?
Me (10:30:09 PM): lol
Me (10:30:25 PM): well its not like they know you're pimping them... lol
Me (10:30:51 PM): i just hope you dont slip up someday.. hehe.
Leah (10:31:13 PM): slip up how?
Me (10:31:25 PM): i dunno..
Leah (10:31:37 PM): everyone knows about everyone else
Me (10:31:42 PM): eh?
Leah (10:31:44 PM): that's the great part
Me (10:31:58 PM): to the fullest extent.. know everything?
Me (10:32:03 PM): you're not hiding anything?
Leah (10:32:06 PM): and Im only fooling around with 1.5 of them
Me (10:32:13 PM): 1.5?
Leah (10:32:16 PM): and no...im not hinding much
Me (10:32:21 PM): what is 1.5
Leah (10:32:21 PM): hiding**
Me (10:32:27 PM): not much....hmm....
Leah (10:32:28 PM): you and Will
Leah (10:32:37 PM): Will is 1 and you are .5
Me (10:32:39 PM): thanks for only making me half. lol
Me (10:32:45 PM): i knew that . you didn't have to say it..
Leah (10:32:54 PM): i knew you knew
Me (10:33:09 PM): so what are you hiding?
Me (10:33:23 PM): so i wont slip up for you.. ;-)
Leah (10:33:40 PM): i got the phone number of a 29 yr old contractor named ryan today
Me (10:34:00 PM): !
Leah (10:34:38 PM): what does "!" mean?
Me (10:35:00 PM): Im surprised but im not at the same time....
Leah (10:35:10 PM): oh
Me (10:35:11 PM): lets just say my eyebrows raised..
Leah (10:35:13 PM): he's hot
Me (10:35:33 PM): gonna mess with him?
Leah (10:36:07 PM): no
Leah (10:36:18 PM): i decided 25 is my limit for now
Leah (10:36:30 PM): and I don't just mess w/ anyone!
Me (10:36:36 PM): lol.. who do you know that's 25.?
Me (10:36:48 PM): ok that makes me feel a little better from that whole .5 comment.
Me (10:37:05 PM): er better yet i mean who have you messed with that's 25?
Leah (10:37:28 PM): no one
Me (10:37:41 PM): ok good. you're just setting the limit then
Leah (10:37:48 PM): that's right
Me (10:37:54 PM): k
Leah (10:37:56 PM): i have really high standards anyway
Leah (10:38:01 PM): Im too good for most people
Me (10:38:12 PM): hmmm
Me (10:38:24 PM): yeah well you know you're good.
Leah (10:38:52 PM): Im also a cocky, arrogant Bitch (sometimes)
Me (10:38:56 PM): and i know you're good.
Me (10:39:07 PM): but you still have a horrible time of picking out guys half the time.. lol
Me (10:39:20 PM): so that balances things out a bit. ;-) LOL
Leah (10:39:39 PM): that's what made me realize I was too good
Me (10:39:45 PM): but you're such a lovable bitch. and you know that too.
Me (10:39:48 PM): lol
Leah (10:39:58 PM): the reasone I have a horrible time with picking guys is I have too big aof a heart
Leah (10:40:05 PM): and i don't want to hurt people
Me (10:40:18 PM): and you want to mother them...
Me (10:40:23 PM): half the time.
Leah (10:40:25 PM): yes
Leah (10:41:08 PM): You know, Im waiting for the MAN that will just take my breath away...who will fight with me, and give me what I need, and not coddle me...
Leah (10:41:13 PM): sounds romantic...huh?
Leah (10:41:58 PM): and also won't abuse me
Me (10:42:09 PM): the MAN. lol.. sounds more like a dream. you forgot to add knight in shining armor..
Leah (10:42:19 PM): I don't know what Im waiting for
Me (10:42:27 PM): i think everyone wants that.
Leah (10:42:31 PM): I don't want a knight in shining armor
Me (10:42:40 PM): i know that. it was a joke
Leah (10:42:59 PM): I'd rather have an Indian in a loin cloth astride a stallion
Me (10:43:09 PM): LMAO
Leah (10:43:23 PM): what does that mean?
Me (10:43:37 PM): laughing my ass off..
Leah (10:43:45 PM): AH
Me (10:43:49 PM): you're killing me here..
Leah (10:44:10 PM): well, you are supposed to know these things!
Me (10:44:23 PM): i know.. but its just so funny..
Me (10:44:48 PM): the way you say things. and i dont mean that in a bad way at all.
Leah (10:45:58 PM): A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I
have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
and takes him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, turns to her and
says, "First of all, no matter what we do,we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise
you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then... we'll put all these
Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Me (10:46:55 PM): lol
Leah (10:48:41 PM): my roommate is giving me the "you're stupid" look
Me (10:49:48 PM): why?
Leah (10:49:48 PM): you know...im not really a player
Me (10:49:55 PM): really?
Leah (10:50:09 PM): I just don't want to be in the kind of committed relationships that I find myself in
Me (10:50:42 PM): i know. you always get yourself stuck. and i dont exactly always help.
Leah (10:51:02 PM): i don't have the heart to hurt people...so then in not hurting them, I get hurt...and so I have to go out and seek other comforts to compensate...
Leah (10:52:39 PM): i should go to bed now
Me (10:52:42 PM): eh. ok
Leah (10:53:52 PM): I'll talk to you tmrw
Leah (10:54:00 PM): good night