But you were Far Away

Jun 21, 2009 15:03

The rest of the week went as follows ( Read more... )

late nights, scuba, adventures in not dating

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guy's not a PUA(pick-up artist), crappy opener + no number close i'm assuming anonymous June 23 2009, 22:46:04 UTC
A dude that lives two doors down from me sorta said the same thing to me one time. Well it wasn't really coming from him, but some black girl that my roommate's pretty good friends with and I guess that's what she thought of me. It was kind of flattering I guess but I'm about as attracted to her as you are to old creepy dudes who think you're Lisa. Anyways, I think the dude was telling the truth because he was drunk and just came up to me and told me some random night. My roommate isn't very good at closing doors. A lot of times he'll think it's closed but it won't be closed all the way. This applies to fridge doors also. But I came home one day about a week later, and his door's kind of open and I see his like bare white ass on top of her and I guess they were probably doing it or something. I was like oh crap and so I went into my room really fast and shut the door, and a few seconds later I heard him shut his room's door and I was wondering man I wonder if they think I saw. I didn't know what to do because I was really hungry and wanted to cook some food but I felt weird going outside again so I just stayed in my room and listened to NPR podcasts for a bit.

Also, yesterday when my friend was over, I went to bathroom and when I came back I was like, "Man, I'm not sure but when I went to the bathroom, I usually try not to glance in his room as I walk by but I did this time and it kinda looked like his friend was givin him a BJ or something." then my friend was like, "Oh yeah, I saw that too."

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Re: guy's not a PUA(pick-up artist), crappy opener + no number close i'm assuming unicornluvr June 24 2009, 14:51:49 UTC
I'm glad you remembered about the Lisa thing.

Apparently your roommate is a busy man?

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Re: guy's not a PUA(pick-up artist), crappy opener + no number close i'm assuming anonymous June 26 2009, 00:44:11 UTC
Yeah man I guess so. I'm not sure, it's sort of a culture shock to me. Maybe I was raised really sheltered or something. I respect people's choices on those types of things. On the other hand she doesn't really have a place to live and is sorta crashing with him at the moment. And he's like on antidepressants and is always telling me these crazy ass stories that I don't really believe.

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Re: guy's not a PUA(pick-up artist), crappy opener + no number close i'm assuming unicornluvr June 27 2009, 00:00:52 UTC
How lovely. I am personally of the mind that you should keep those things to yourself, with doors closed and whatnot. But it happens.

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