A few years ago Bill and I were hanging out at my house. He was sitting on the couch and I was entering the room again when the greatest idea ever popped into my head: I was going to kiss him like spider man! Fuck yeah!
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With 5 stitches in my thumb. I got them by trying to put away the food processor blade this morning. It was the shortest ER visit at Reynold's so far, lasting only 3 hours. The guy who stitched me up was Heel-arious and totally awesome. He helped me work on my cover story: I was attacked by robotic sharks with lasers on their heads. You should
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