Comments | unhobbityhobbit: Dean and Walls.

unhobbityhobbit

Dean and Walls.

Jul 13, 2007 21:18

Yo, forgive my shittiness, it's been a year since I last wrote an essay and I was never that good in the first place. So, anyway, in celebration of Winchester Day, I spent the evening eating pizza in front of the computer and ruminating on Dean's love of walls.

( On the Subject of Dean and His Relation to Walls )

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unhobbityhobbit July 13 2007, 21:04:13 UTC

Yeah, good thing I couldn't see it while I was writing or I'd have never finished the meta (which would have been an awful thing to happen).

girlfan1979 July 13 2007, 21:21:25 UTC

It would have been an awful thing to happen. Seriously, this meta is like, made of awesome. It's going to memories even!

Humans, for the most part, are pathetically bad at it. This is because they are generally working within the law, meaning they aren't allowed to actually hurt Dean. Humans make the mistake of pushing Dean up against walls, perhaps thinking that it'll remind him that he is imprisoned and has no escape, whereas actually, the walls are Dean's favourite aspect of the entire room, and letting him get up close and personal with them has the exact opposite of the desired effect. Even when intimacy with a wall is being forced upon Dean, he's able to take comfort in it.

Oh, wow. I so need that.

unhobbityhobbit July 13 2007, 22:01:13 UTC

Heeehehe. It should become a new saying! "I need ____ like Dean needs walls!".

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purplephoenix03 July 13 2007, 20:44:28 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

Dude, stop sneaking all the good crack, you're leaving none for us!

The best thing about this whole ab-fab meta, is that way that you've written it so matter-of-factly that it's amazingly credible and believable! KUDOS!

Darn it, why don't I have a Dean/Wall icon?!

unhobbityhobbit July 13 2007, 21:06:54 UTC

you've written it so matter-of-factly that it's amazingly credible and believable!

That's because I was deadly serious. Dean/wall OTP!!!!

You need a Dean/wall icon, stat.

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unhobbityhobbit July 13 2007, 21:07:53 UTC

YAYZ ME TOO.

I have no idea what it is I'm drinking, but it tastes goood. I'm not complaining.

whiskyinmind July 13 2007, 21:37:55 UTC

WALL META FOR THE WIN!!!!

Alcohol good...

This? "From the human, to the inhuman, to the I-have-no-idea-what-the-fuck-that-is" means you are a frelling genius in my eyes right about now.

Will comment properly when the hangover hits after having brought John back with all this drinking.

Dude... I have no wall icon! I must have a wall icon! *plost project for the morning...*

unhobbityhobbit July 13 2007, 22:40:34 UTC

I shall look forward to your hungover and possibly more grumpy comment tomorrow.

Also, wall icon. Yes.

Now, drink, woman! Drink!

gottalovev July 13 2007, 23:51:20 UTC

clearly, kripke is bulding up to an happy ever after for Dean and some wall. it's like... obvious.

now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go in my fantasy where I'm part of a threesome with Dean and a wall. thank you.

unhobbityhobbit July 14 2007, 08:19:22 UTC

omg totally! If Dean's ever going to get any kind of happy ever after, it's gotta be with some walls.

You're excused. Feel free to report your findings.