Something I've noticed about Wincest...

[unhobbityhobbit]

Sam and Dean get turned on by everything the other one does. I mean, really?

Sam and Dean: *hunting*
Big, Hairy, Scary Monster: *being hunted*
Sam: Oh my God, Dean, you turn me on when you're hunting.
Dean: That's a coincidence, Sam, because so do you.
Sam:...
Dean:...
Sam and Dean: *leap on each other*
Big, Hairy, Scary Monster: Umm... what just happened here?
Sam and Dean: *snogging*
Big, Hairy, Scary Monster: You guys want me to rip you to pieces? Is that it?
Sam and Dean: *still snogging, have possibly started removing items of clothing, depending on the author*
Big, Hairy, Scary Monster: Oookay... I'm going away now. No way I'm eating you two because you've quite obviously got something wrong with you and I might catch it. (yes, big, hairy, scary monsters worry about mad cow disease too)
Dean: *breaks the kiss or whatever* Oh noes! We didn't kill the big, hairy, scary monster! *guilt*
Sam: You're so hot when you're guilty
Dean: You're so hot when you're finding me hot being guilty.
etc. etc. so on and so forth.

Why yes, I AM bored!