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April Fool
1922xlegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
_____sincerelyenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
barneycalhounhas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
bloodpoetixpaints your cat orange.
iheartcrumpetseggs your elderly relatives.
natashalarnoldshaves your kidneys.
rhombus__buys you a Russian Bride.
surrenderfaceglues your house to your bedroom ceiling.Prank Me