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[unhinges]

[ it clicks on and there's a painted face staring into it, grinning his derpy fanged grin. he laughs and brings his hands together, clapping ]

Ahahahah... It motherfuckin' turned on. This must be a motherfuckin' miracle.

[ he appears to be sitting on a roof of someone's house.... somehow. but he doesn't seem all that aware of it.Man, I don't

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[rainbowpalette]

[Hey, it's Gamzee! All her friends are just showing up all at once!]

Hello, Gamzee! It's good to see you again.

[unhinges]

[ GRINS AT hahaha derp derp derp ]

What's up, my motherfuckin' sis?

[rainbowpalette]

Not too much... did you just arrive?

[unhinges]

I motherfuckin' think so. I can't all remember how I motherfuckin' got up in here though.

[rainbowpalette]

[She's going to interpret that as a "yes."]

Welcome, then. Would you like me to come and meet you, help you get settled?

[Because if there's one troll that's probably going to be in need of some helpful meddling, it's Gamzee and she only remembers this version of him, that helps with the friendliness too]

[unhinges]

Ahahaha, if you motherfuckin' want! I sure wouldn't motherfuckin' mind.

[rainbowpalette]

All right. The little thing you're holding? With my picture on it? I want you to turn it around and hold it so I'm looking away from you, okay? Then move it, slowly, in the shape of a rainbow.

Can you do that for me?

[She's not even going to bother asking him where he is; better to just use the landmarks around him.]

[unhinges]

Motherfuckin' sure!

[ DOES THIS.

awkwardly.

he is on a rooftop in that fun newbie town. ]

[rainbowpalette]

[Oh, she knows where he is now! Thank you, endless wandering in Vatheon while she was fighting with Eridan!]

Thank you, Gamzee... you did that very well.

Now, you stay where you are, okay? I'm going to come and meet you.

[unhinges]

Ahaahha, motherfuckin' okay, sis. I'll wait for you motherfuckin' here.

[ PLOPS DOWN CROSS LEGGED. waits.

zones out. ]

whoops, pretend that says "Somarium" up there... /face-palm, also, video => action

[rainbowpalette]

[After some brisk walking, some process-of-elimination, and a scaled fire-escape, Kanaya is on the same roof as Gamzee.

She walks over and sits down next to him, waiting patiently for him to notice her.]

FJSLK IT'S ALL GOOD

[unhinges]

[ DOESN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE. FIVE MINUTES.

before slowly turning to look at her.

BLINKS.

STARES. ]

[rainbowpalette]

Hi, Gamzee.

[At least he's paying attention to her now.]

Where on the timeline do you come from?

[unhinges]

[ thinking face ]

I'm not motherfuckin' sure. I kind of just came from whenever the motherfuck, you know?

[rainbowpalette]

[She's not surprised in the least by this answer. Time for more leading questions and process-of-elimination.]

Do you remember Sgrub and playing the game? I heard that you shared some of your pie with the imps.

[unhinges]

[ blink blinks ]

What the motherfuck is Sgrub?