Oct 09, 2007 08:59
"It won't be too long (well, a few months) before Jupiter moves out of your Love Zone, taking with him the Possibility To Be Spoilt For Choice when it comes to your love life. Pardon? OK put it this way. Right now (and especially today and over the next few days) you have a chance to take your pick from Love's Smorgasbord. Huh? You have plenty of love options! Get it? If you're really not sure you've found the right person, don't sell yourself short. Free yourself up for Mr/Mz Right while Jupiter is on your side."
...as much as I hate the acronym, I just have to say: "lol"
It's almost to the point of "roflcopter" or any other variation on the theme.
What's funny, I think this is an Aussie horoscope. Like, the person who is doing the "reading" is an Aussie.
Oh, you silly, silly psychics. You've obviously not been reading my LJ.
For the next few months, Jupiter and his endless supply of potential lovers must be staying in the Land Down Under, because they sure as hell aren't here (and even surer aren't on my side).
Hopefully they'll stay there for when I arrive.
Z