Well, I graduated today. I now have a Bachelor of Arts.
It looks nice and pretty with my diploma from college (and in front of the flowers my parents got me).
I could totally teach a class called "How to Get the Most Time Consuming and Expensive Useless Education".
I mean, really, six freaking years of post-secondary school and I have a pretty worthless diploma (General Arts and Science) and now a pretty worthless degree (English).
Oh well, these are the choices I made, and I had a pretty good time while I was in school. Met a lot of people, learned some stuff. That's what's important, right?
It does sound pretty impressive when I say that I have a diploma AND a degree.
Go me!
:)