I'm the fashion police!
I've never done a post like this, so I thought it would be fun. It's my take on Oscars fashion. Mostly because there is a trend, a certain trend, that I CANNOT STAND.
The Trend I Hate: Flesh-Coloured Dresses
I just don't get the POINT. Why wear a dress that is THE SAME COLOUR AS YOUR SKIN? I will never understand this. And, to make things worse, almost every. fucking. actress. wore a dress that colour last night.
I don't like any of these dresses. BECAUSE THEY'RE FLESH-COLOURED. If they were different colours, I'd probably like Reese's. But I hate all the others. And yes, I realize Naomi is there twice but IT'S SO UGLY IT HAS TO BE KNOWN. It looks like she went into a taffeta cotton-candy machine and rolled around. Ew!
The Bad and The WTF?
Jada: Inventive colour, but so not good on you.
Philip Seymour-Hoffman's Wife: I don't even have words.
Helena Bonham-Carter: It looks like your dress is melting.
Amy: The stripey things are so not cool. And the colour is gross.
Woman with Pink Hair: YOU ARE FRIGHTENING.
Keira: I like the colour, but the whole dress is just UGLY.
Michelle: That is brighter than any dress should ever be. And the lipstick is so not you.
Maggie: Maybe if it was a different colour. DIFFERENT THAN PUKE.
BASIC BLACK: YAY!
PEOPLE I HATE BUT THEY ACTUALLY LOOKED REALLY NICE
MAN I WILL ALWAYS LOVE BECAUSE HE IS SO BATSHIT INSANE AND AWESOME
Too bad his wife still looks like her dress is melting.
WORST DRESS EVER
Charlize: You are pretty. This dress, however, is the UGLIST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. Care to explain to me what it is?! It's just so ugly, like, there's these paddles at the front and this hugeass thing that is attacking your shoulder.
AND MY FAVOURITE DRESS..
Zhang Ziyi! You win at dressing and looking pretty! I love everything about this look, I love the fitted bodice and the flowy skirt and your hair and your makeup and it's just so nice.
That was refreshing. Comments? Opinions? Let me know what you thought! Post me more pics in the comments if you want!
The Trend I Hate: Flesh-Coloured Dresses
I just don't get the POINT. Why wear a dress that is THE SAME COLOUR AS YOUR SKIN? I will never understand this. And, to make things worse, almost every. fucking. actress. wore a dress that colour last night.
I don't like any of these dresses. BECAUSE THEY'RE FLESH-COLOURED. If they were different colours, I'd probably like Reese's. But I hate all the others. And yes, I realize Naomi is there twice but IT'S SO UGLY IT HAS TO BE KNOWN. It looks like she went into a taffeta cotton-candy machine and rolled around. Ew!
The Bad and The WTF?
Jada: Inventive colour, but so not good on you.
Philip Seymour-Hoffman's Wife: I don't even have words.
Helena Bonham-Carter: It looks like your dress is melting.
Amy: The stripey things are so not cool. And the colour is gross.
Woman with Pink Hair: YOU ARE FRIGHTENING.
Keira: I like the colour, but the whole dress is just UGLY.
Michelle: That is brighter than any dress should ever be. And the lipstick is so not you.
Maggie: Maybe if it was a different colour. DIFFERENT THAN PUKE.
BASIC BLACK: YAY!
PEOPLE I HATE BUT THEY ACTUALLY LOOKED REALLY NICE
MAN I WILL ALWAYS LOVE BECAUSE HE IS SO BATSHIT INSANE AND AWESOME
Too bad his wife still looks like her dress is melting.
WORST DRESS EVER
Charlize: You are pretty. This dress, however, is the UGLIST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. Care to explain to me what it is?! It's just so ugly, like, there's these paddles at the front and this hugeass thing that is attacking your shoulder.
AND MY FAVOURITE DRESS..
Zhang Ziyi! You win at dressing and looking pretty! I love everything about this look, I love the fitted bodice and the flowy skirt and your hair and your makeup and it's just so nice.
That was refreshing. Comments? Opinions? Let me know what you thought! Post me more pics in the comments if you want!