Ladies and Gentlemen; may I 'ave your attention peh-lease?!

[unhappenable]

Entertainment Weekly actually said "...ladies who heart Alan Rickman..." without any sort of satirical tone.

Before you know it, our grandparents will be saying "I heart Wheel of Fortune" or something.

BTW, aforementioned quote is from an article on Sweeney Todd, which is wonderful; I am currently obsessing over the music.

Mmmmmmcannibalism...